DoorDashian 🇺🇸

Hey @grok can you turn the Goya Logo into Goyim

A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man and tells the driver, “Do you want to earn $500 right away?” The driver excitedly says “What do I have to do?” “My wife just entered that hotel with another man, bring her to me by the hair, here's a picture of her.” After a while the driver is seen dragging a woman by the hair, while she’s kicking and screaming. He opens the door and puts her in the taxi. The husband says to him, "This is not my wife" The driver replied "I know, this is mine, hold her for me please, now I’m going back for yours”

RULE FOR MEN: Never make fun of another man to entertain a table. Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Yall president firing all the women first lmaooo Only a matter of time before they start telling

They just killed the missile expert on launches in Iran. Sounds like operators may be operating behind the lines now.

I’ve noticed when you’re attractive and dress nice at work, you make a lot of people uncomfortable. Wonder why that is..

Immigrating is so funny bc where do I buy pencils

Not all demons have horns ……some of them got fat ass

Pooh Shiesty basically did to Gucci what ice cube did to Jerry Heller… fairs

anyway we have concentration camps in the united states right now

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack today”? No. They get up and make it happen. Lesson in there.

BREAKING: Cuban government issues mass pardon, freeing over 2,000 prisoners.

Hispanic men are so flirtatious. They could be married with five children they don’t care. 😭

Cardi didn't realize steffon is just offset with the letters rearranged!😂

A federal board just ruled that immigration judges can be fired at will by the president, stripping the civil service protections meant to insulate them from political interference. This is a HUGE deal for asylum seekers and the courts.

They done tied Gucci Mane up , fucked em & robbed em 😭😭

girls with small titties catch feelings faster cus theres nothing blocking her heart. women with big boobs dont GAF about you.

Niggas be shy and still f*ck the shit out you

bananas just be in the smoothie whoopin everybody else ass

Nothing scares me more than a woman with her own condoms.

Pooh Shiesty dissed Bron’s family and got locked up. Hmmmm