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@BitcoinKingXXI @bankaikokug0 He doesn’t even know how to kick. Sweep that flat footed leg

@bankaikokug0 Watch full video here. You’re welcome! 😏

Guy walks into a car meet demanding to take on over 200 people

@elonmusk360news He’s an idiot. Who let Cali Burn. Lost the Money for the speed rail project. Then bles everyone else around him. Anyone who votes for him. Is worser than an idiot.

@BuffaloBills @NorthtownAuto Lol. Refs are like. Le t me win it for them. Lmfao.

To overtime we go.

@NFL @ChicagoBears Grenbay Fkn Sucks. Lmfao. Eat dirt

FINAL: The @ChicagoBears complete the comeback and are moving on! 🐻

@LeadingReport Where do we place our bets for the Government spread. Lol

BREAKING: There is now a 69% chance that the government will remain shut down for more than 30 days.

@awfulannouncing This is Awful. Maybe just switch to a game that is not twitching lol

The Anchorage CBS affiliate is having a rough time trying to show the Chargers-Giants game. The technical difficulties have even led to randomly switching to the Commanders-Falcons game at times. 🏈📺😵‍💫 #NFL

@adndotcom Why would any democrat want peace? Well fk you too

Hundreds of Alaskans gathered at a busy Anchorage intersection to protest the planned meeting between President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin. adn.com/alaska-news/an…

@LeadingReport Well. Duh. Back in the 80’s and 90’s. We had a 3 strike law. If you broke the law. And keep repeating. You get deported. Even if you’re Naturalized. Don’t make it out like it never happened. It’s in the law books

BREAKING: Trump DOJ is now revoking the citizenship of naturalized individuals upon being charged with crimes.

@BarronTrumpoo Want to hear him tell the people how he managed to get so rich. With less than a percent of what he earns.

🚨BREAKING: Chuck Schumer’s annual salary: $193,400. His estimated net worth: $85 MILLION. Should DOGE investigate? YES or NO? If Yes, Give me a THUMBS-UP👍!

@KaiTrumpJr We Voted for Trump. Not Elon who only showed up in July

WITHOUT ELON GIVE ME A THUMPS-UP, IF YOU STILL TRUST PRESIDENT Trump's leadership.

@ESPNNBA Did that ref place a bet. What fkn foul

THIS GAME 🍿

@GuntherEagleman Eye for an eye. You know the rest

Does Luigi Mangione deserve Capital Punishment if he’s convicted?

@KaiTrumpJr I do. No Fear hear

Quick Opinion Poll ❕ Should I continue wearing a cross in public ❔ 👍 or 👎

@IvankaNews_ How bout lowering the retirement age as well. Now that we know they just waste our SS. We should be able to enjoy life at 55

@FoxNews @seanhannity Cory Booker lasted for 25 hrs. 😂 Look at his fkn eyes. He is coked out. Smfh When was the last time Congress and the Senate have been tested. Do random checks especially when they act out. Do both parties for all i care

"We haven't seen this much bravery from Cory Booker since he referred to himself as Spartacus." @seanhannity rips Sen. Cory Booker’s (D-NJ) "performative" Senate floor speech, which lasted 25 hours.

@DonaldTNews Seize his assets. If he is a proven terrorist provider. Domestic or foreign. Same rules apply

🚨Simple YES or NO poll: Do you support DOGE investigating all GEORGE SOROS BACKED entities in the United States? A. YES B. NO

@wilfred56 @musk_news13 Change your name. You’re not the Truth nor Facts. The President is the only one elected by all the people in the USA. And gets to appoint anyone he chooses. Everyone else is voted in by their states. FACTS!

@musk_news13 no, he’s not an elected official no one in the United States voted for him. This is not a dictatorship that people get appointed by the president.

@ElonMuskAOC Let those Liberal Tears flood Cali. They need it

Do you support my efforts with DOGE? Be completely honest Yes or No?

@JDVanceNewsX Make em pay. Or at least. Make em feel that they are not untouchable

IF you want Kash Patel to Prosecute every Corrupt Democrat, put a “👍” if you don’t, put a “👎”

@KatTimpf Congratulations! And Stay Strong. Power of Prayers. Going your way.

An Unconventional Birth Announcement Last week, I welcomed my first child into the world. About fifteen hours before I went into labor, I was diagnosed with breast cancer.  Now, before you worry, my doctor says it’s Stage 0 and is confident that it almost certainly hasn’t spread.  Or, as I’ve explained to the few people I’ve managed to tell about it so far: Don’t freak out. It’s just, like, a LITTLE bit of cancer.  Still, it was not a chill day. I mean, to say the least! I woke up more-than-a-week-past-due pregnant, completely consumed by doing everything I could to get the baby out. By the middle of the afternoon, I was waddling around from appointment to appointment, talking about how to get my cancer out. I sat and listened as they told me that the best course of action would likely be a double mastectomy as soon as possible. I asked all the questions I could, including if I could get a copy of my tumor ultrasound to put on the fridge next to the ultrasound of my baby. Finally, by the middle of the night, I was crawling around on the floor of my apartment in spontaneous labor, before heading to the hospital to meet my baby, whom I’d learn at the time of birth was a son.  The good news? People who work at hospitals make excellent audiences for dark humor -- and, as someone whose first book was about the power of jokes to get through traumatic situations, there was really no better place for me to be. Just minutes after my boy was born, I was talking with the nurses about what a birth announcement in my situation might look like.  Should I go with “Mom and baby are doing well, except maybe for mom’s cancer, and then maybe the baby after breastfeeding is stunted by her double mastectomy,” and then shut off my phone for a week? Anyway! These next three months of maternity leave are going to look a lot different than I’d anticipated, and I’m still getting used to my new reality. Still, as I navigate new motherhood (and new cancer) I’m learning to celebrate everything I can. I’m lucky that we found the cancer so early; I’m lucky to be my son’s mom. I mean, I know I’m biased, but the little dude absolutely rules -- and not just because he might have saved my life. Thank you all for your support, laughter, and love as I embrace this wildly unexpected chapter. Here’s to resilience, to miracles in the midst of chaos, and to finding humor and hope even on the toughest days. Kat