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Jake.

@JakeAlex92

Booker Prize winning reader. Famously difficult.

Dionne Warwickshire. Katılım Şubat 2013
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Jake.@JakeAlex92·
I bet she runs her cul-de-sac’s Neighbourhood Watch committee like it’s a Soviet satellite state #TheTraitors
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davidgeoffrey@Daveravedave·
When the World Cup expands to 64 teams, Scotland fans are going to be supporting Epstein Island over England in the Round of 32.
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A Funny Old Game
A Funny Old Game@sid_lambert·
27 years ago today: Manchester Utd’s withdrawal from the FA Cup is headline news. And The Mirror line-up of celebrity names queuing up to have their say on football’s hottest topic is SENSATIONAL..
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iluminatius@iluminatius·
@DannyDoy2022 @fwikingsson Danny a quien querés engañar ? Yo estuve ahí varias veces … subís a un transporte público y parece que estás en Calcuta, DEJATE DE JODER!!!
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Danny Boy@DannyDoy2022·
For clarity Britain sent 3000 soldiers to the Falklands to defeat 12,000 Argentinian soldiers in 74 days. Shut your damn mouths! #RuleBritania 🇬🇧
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Talmud Enjoyer 🇬🇧 🇮🇱 🧬
England is now a Mediterranean country: We have hot weather, a shit economy, and a good football team.
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*Southeastern, thankfully
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South Western Railway hates to see me coming
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@bosdovja92 AI making Ann’s bob cuntier in death than she ever managed in life
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Jack@bosdovja92·
It’s a sunny day in heaven ❤️
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kramerica industries
Power went out in the studio, but the mic stayed on.
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Why is she always pulling some permeation of that face?
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Summit@SherpaGinseng·
"Dragons, I'm asking for a £100k investment to develop an app to tell me if the fridges and freezers in my local Tesco are working this week."
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receptionist at local surgery has been rebranded as a ‘Care Navigator’.
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Aidan James@mcandidate·
The Hand of Tod
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Aidan James@mcandidate·
doing the Norwegian row bit with a bunch of recruitment consultants on the floor of a Slug & Lettuce
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If losing Bonnie wasn’t bad enough, her death means the ‘gravelly voiced songbird’ sobriquet is now claimed by Kelly Jones.
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Jake.@JakeAlex92·
Feel utterly sick that I’ve packed 11 pairs of shorts and 10 t shirts for five days in south London. However will I cope with the inevitable backpacking mid-life crisis trek I take in 8 years time?
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