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@JakeC998_

I’ll plate your ma’s hoop like Augustus Gloop 🏀🍫

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@firminator_ @ScoutTom_ Youse had boyhood blues; Carragher, Rush, Owen and Fowler. Money talks, especially if we get Europe (unlikely tho)
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@ScoutTom_ Nice of you to suggest a boyhood Liverpool fan who went through the ranks at Liverpool and was part of their recent league winning squad would leave Lyon & CL/EL football to join Everton 😂😂😂
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Tyler Morton is my number one target for Everton. Closest thing to a modern, right-footed Gareth Barry. Control, security and range from the base. With Garner, it starts to build a midfield that can actually dictate and connect phases.
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Tyler Morton vs Celta Vigo

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If you come here and either can’t read the top box or aren’t attempting to learn English you shouldn’t be here 🤷‍♂️
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Cut back 😂
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@Jacob6942394047 I'd say still breathing is the better option, to be fair.
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@KJ_1310 Not a penalty I agree, but that’s a stonewall yellow on Van Dijk
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he gets both decisions spot on btw.
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Thank you Leeds
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@King_James_XVIX Is it a crime to like lookin at nice women online you utter keyboard warrior 😂. Unlike you I’ve got a bird, so keep dreaming son
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@JakeC998_ 27 and having to resort to twitter to look at half naked women. Thats fucking tragic 😭🤣 I'll leave you to it you little virgin, embarrassed you so much im almost starting to feel bad. Ta-ta chin dribbler.
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Ain't no way this cabbage is acting this hard behind a keyboard . Racist scum. Defo got a tiny Willy and no mates 🤢
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@blondehunx I’m not going to shag you. I don’t touch birds that have had black dick, vile

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@King_James_XVIX Yeah, the very same Spotify I’ve had since I was 18 and I’m 27 now 😂😂😂. Thanks for taking your time and hope you found some tunes
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@JakeC998_ Awww nooo he's so embarrassed he's just fully making stuff up 🤣🤣 Forgot saying you'd tell a teen to leave another kid alone is wanting a fight. You absolute fanny 🤣 You look at least 30 and have your Spotify playlist in your bio and a playlist called 'on roadz', massive gimp🤣
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@King_James_XVIX Lad you’re the white knight who goes round city centres wanting fights with teenagers you big fuckin quilt 😂😂😂
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@JakeC998_ Year 6 shouts from someone whos only managed to come up with calling someone gay and thinking their mums dead 🤣 Someones getting rattled because they've been embarrassed in their replies. Dont cry little man.
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@King_James_XVIX Proper year 6 shouts these, have you got anything remotely funny? How’s ya barnet James Corden
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@JakeC998_ Probably be waiting a while there. Is someone projecting 🥺 Awwww diddums. Better served as a dogs toilet anyway bless her. I'll lay a fiver and a bourbon biscuit down tomorrow for old times sake.
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