@Consignia1 @LeicsComedyFest That begs the question: Have you switched to the other site, or do you prefer fascist porn shitshows to having fewer friends?
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Jake-Martin Thomas
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Jake-Martin Thomas
@JakeMartinOfTom
Technically the ex-boyfriend of the 2009 Eurovision Song Contest representative of Andorra. Almost tripped up Andrew Strauss at a late-night comedy gig once.
Katılım Ağustos 2016
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For anyone still on this fascist porn shitshow of a website...
Consignia are performing at @LeicsComedyFest
youtube.com/shorts/4Kj433c…
Thank you Elon your Musky dump has delivered the goods.
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@AltComMemSoc You've got to find the thing that makes you funny, and for some people I guess it's aggressive prop comedy.
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Packing for Australian clown school seems different to preparing for Gaulier. theguardian.com/australia-news…
dan nolan@dannolan
im dying
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@AltComMemSoc You should try putting the audience participation tickets up for more than the normal price.
I'll be there, BTW, and will probably take part in some form.
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Us: Let's put some cheap tickets onsale for the next show.
Audience: Says here there is audience participation with the £6 option.
Us: Yes, b-
Audience: HERE IS £8, I WANT NO PART IN YOUR REINDEER GAMES.
Join us on Monday, y'all. "Local Chorus" tickets very much still available.
ACMS@AltComMemSoc
#ACMS 📅Monday 9th December, 19:30 🏰@ThePhoenix_W1 🎟️£6/£8 in advance from wegottickets.com/event/639737/ 🎅hosted by @turlygod, with panto guests @AlexyBennett, @charlie_miller, @Robbotron, @leslie_eb, @VixLeyton AND MORE 🎁free guestlist for trans & non-binary folk, DM us your names
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@Herring1967 Someone has stolen your concept.
Conversation helpers at National Museum of Singapore.
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@AltComMemSoc @thisstuartlaws Isn't a vasectomy inherently a 2-for-1 offer?
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@thisstuartlaws You don't have a dog, right? Just wanna make sure you're safe. x.com/extrafabulous/…
zach@extrafabulous
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@turlygod @AltComMemSoc I do not watch enough Will Andrews. This will make up some, but not, I fear, all, of the shortfall.
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the incomparable will andrews.
making a thing. whilst making a thing.
god, i love him.
youtu.be/k0ofPz03YFA?si…
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@Real_Royal_Male @thestroid @SomeNiceFun @YurikoComedy I have run out of cheese. Someone must have eaten it, so I'll be at your show in spirit.
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If you are not at my cheese show tonight I hope you are at this stellar Clotheshorse line up featuring some of my favourite acts like @thestroid @SomeNiceFun @YurikoComedy
Andy Barr@SomeNiceFun
You have two options tonight: 1.a - CLOTHES HORSE COMEDY, Aces & Eights 1.a.i - Mark Dean Quinn's award-winning cheese show at The Bill Murray
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@AltComMemSoc @jlukeroberts Ah, so the reason humans wear clothes might be because we're embarrassed we haven't mastered the shooting silk thing.
Surprisingly plausible hypothesis.
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@JakeMartinOfTom @jlukeroberts What if the main solution to embarrassment is to shoot high tensile silk from your abdomen, and only spiders have got the hang of it!? 😞
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@AltComMemSoc @jlukeroberts I think it depends why they're wearing clothes. For warmth? Out of embarrassment over their naked bodies? To appear more attractive?
If only they could tell us. And if only they existed.
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@jlukeroberts If spiders wore clothes then they'd be weaving them themselves, surely, so the main cost is in them picking flies out of their own overly sticky silk attire..?
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@AltComMemSoc @tombellforever @TheFreeFringe @LIQUIDROOMS Can't have been the same person all these years, then...
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A Young Man Dressed as a Gorilla Dressed as an Old Man Sits Rocking an a Rocking Chair for Fifty-Six Minutes and Then Leaves... 15
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TONIGHT
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@TheFreeFringe - @LIQUIDROOMS Warehouse
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20:45-21:41
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PWYW on exit
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tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/young…
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@SoozUK Today's feel-good story from the world of dressage: horseandhound.co.uk/features/olymp…
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@thestroid @EtceteraTheatre I'm increasingly annoyed I've decided to skip Edinburgh this year. :-(
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Monday's gig will be the first ever #ACMS without a Conservative Prime Minister.
Some thoughts:
✨YES!
✨CUDDLE! If you'd like.
✨Thankyou very much, Joz Norris!
✨ENCOURAGE!
✨Ah, now we understand each other.
✨You're not going to bounce back!
✨That's EXACTLY what was wrong.
ACMS@AltComMemSoc
#ACMS 📅Monday 8th July, 7:30pm 🏰@ThePhoenix_W1 🎟️£6/£8/£13(🍷) from wegottickets.com/event/624268/ 😻hosted by @siandocksey and @turlygod, with Mabel Read, @mattia_sedda, @TomCBallard, wine-bestower & gig-wife @VixLeyton, AND MORE 🌈free guestlist for trans & NB folk, DM us your names
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@MawaanR Spotted you on Danish telly tonight in a Vera Stanhope episode. I really wanted you to say that you've never been skiing. :-)
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Is anyone I know doing a UK election special this time?
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@AltComMemSoc "Like the Fringe, but affordable. Would visit again. 5*"
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Dancing pandas? Would book. x.com/WeirdMedieval/…
weird medieval guys@WeirdMedieval
why does this 800 year old quote about london lowkey make it sound really cool??
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@jlukeroberts Fortune cookies with predictions about how you will die.
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