Andy Barr

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has turned red and started moving faster around the arena and has gained a new attack in which he spits fireballs

Me despedindo de um grande colaborador. O desenhista e artista gráfico alemão Tony Stella, corre a notícia, faleceu. Amo seu estilo e seu traço, um cinéfilo de conhecimento enciclopédico, as reuniões com ele e com a @neonrated para achar desenhos belos para O Agente Secreto foram ótimas, uma tempestade de ideias. Homem jovem, cheio de energia, lamento muito. Já pensava em trabalhar com Tony pela 3a vez no próximo filme, a primeira foi o cartaz maravilhoso de BACURAU via nossa distribuidora 🇺🇸 @kinolorber. Compartilho as muitas encarnações de como as artes de O Agente Secreto evoluíram a partir de Tony e do seu trabalho incrível. Foram usadas em artes nos EUA e no Brasil. @vitrine_filmes 🍷Conheça e lembre do seu trabalho no @studiotstella 🍷

Please feel free to slide into our DMs

You can forget what this platform used to be about - talented posters posting at an elite level. rip mike

low-tier songbirds squatting in bland prefabs suffering cortisol spikes from having their parental failings broadcast live on Springwatch getting wrenmogged by a real nestchad

[senior politician trying to defend themselves] No, no. You've got it all wrong. I'm just implausibly stupid.

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

So @Keir_Starmer @YvetteCooperMP and @JohnHealey_MP have been given advance notice by a foreign leader currently using RAF bases of the intent to commit war crimes. They cannot plead ignorance. If this goes ahead and they permit UK bases to be used, they are criminally complicit.

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

@Zafarcakes Brands mouth TOO big

They wouldn't dare let Russell brand back on to present Big Brothers big mouth. They know he will expose the government agenda.

@tristandross Responsemogged by the gamblemaxxers

coming round to a begrudging 'fair play they got a reaction out of me' line of thought re all the clavicular stuff. dozens of no mark clipping accounts all using identikit garbled language as bait to share boring videos of an idiot with gambling service logos slapped across them

announcement: today is my last day as chief mastermind at the poindexter factory. i've no choice but to quit, after creating a piece of technology so advanced it's beyond even my own comprehension. i have changed the course of history. if you need me, you can reach me on linkedin

Still a few £7 tickets left for our next show in a fortnight's time, get on that y'all, yes yes yes.

Long Live The New Holidays - 16th December @CamdenComedy Club Featuring @JozNorris , @jain_edwards , @mayor_daughter , @AlexFranklinHi , @SomeNiceFun , @BenWPope , MICHAEL BRUNSTRÖM, @andyfieldhello , FELLA, @jamiemykaela and ALEXANDER BENNETT Tickets - tinyurl.com/3c5nnre8

Long Live The New Holidays - 16th December @CamdenComedy Club Featuring @JozNorris , @jain_edwards , @mayor_daughter , @AlexFranklinHi , @SomeNiceFun , @BenWPope , MICHAEL BRUNSTRÖM, @andyfieldhello , FELLA, @jamiemykaela and ALEXANDER BENNETT Tickets - tinyurl.com/3c5nnre8

A new episode of BORN YESTERDAY @BYesterdayPod is OUT NOW with @AlexFranklinHi + Neil O'Rourke joining @SomeNiceFun and I. Listen to the show wherever you get your podcasts. Spotify - open.spotify.com/show/1hVArM2zQ… Apple Podcasts - podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/bor… Acast - shows.acast.com/born-yesterday

In honour of International Men's Day, I (a man) will be performing my 2025 show one last time at Pleasance Islington TONIGHT Last few tickets available: pleasance.co.uk/event/andy-bar…

Our LPM (laughs per minute) meter is about to go THROUGH THE ROOF 🤣😹😂 Check out all the knee slapping shows we’ve got on this week! pleasance.co.uk