Jake Warshawsky
690 posts


Hey everyone! Let's talk about our new pitcher cards at @PitcherListPLV. First and foremost, as the Pitcher List Director of Analytics, I want to apologize. The Stuff model isn't accurate to what we want it to be, nor to what our intuition is.


Jason Kelce was leaving his wife Kylie's parents' house before he asked her to marry him. He wanted to do it before training camp started, and he had to ask Kylie’s parents permission. When they got to the car, he told her he had to go to the bathroom. He went back inside quick and asked her parents. When he got back to the car two minutes later, his wife said: “It usually takes you 20 minutes to take a shit, I know you didn’t just go to the bathroom.” Jason then said “I know this isn’t the most romantic way to do this.” He then asked and she said yes. Legend. Via @newheightshow



All - @JoshShapiroPA just announced that he is running for Governor of Pennsylvania. Josh is the only person with the authority to reopen Ellen's case. He has repeatedly refused to do so. Please be sure to let him know how this will impact his run for Governor! #JusticeForEllen







@JFMcMullen @Feeezy They lost as a team. Everyone contributed. Sadly you wouldn’t know that from the post game pressers.







