jake

I'm in the McDonald's drive through guessing mobile order codes tryna hit for sumn crazy

nonbinary opp think they them😂

“You’ll never find another guy like me”

my pillhead uncle is taking a 10-week online course on streetwear

Walter White? The science teacher?

@smooch_henn emphasis on last game

started hitting the angry orchards last game, pins didn’t know what hit em

Tony Romo when he saw Dolly Parton in that Dallas Cowboys jersey

@RealSlimTerrel @smooch_henn that mf bites i know it

@smooch_henn @Jake_Tucker11

@Jake_Tucker11 looks like someone else is getting viral off your tiktok

Got promoted to regional manager at the posting Spotify links factory today

telling my kids this was franklin and danny

@ElijahSchaffer As a white person just saying what I did and calling out racism, I get attacked!!

holy shit lmfao

@RealSlimTerrel pain

a slur for straight white men should be like “jake” or something like “tf you looking at, you JAKE”