@LukeCerpinTaxt @AllenCaps1995 wait you mean winning the lottery doesn't actually "win" the lottery?? 😭😭
English
Jakx
6.9K posts
Jakx
@Jakx375
i post with my long and creepy finger
@blasphemous_bas1 Katılım Ekim 2023
555 Takip Edilen52 Takipçiler
@AllenCaps1995 I think you can only move as high as 10 places if you win the lottery. I don't think you're automatically put into the top 3.
English
I’m incredibly curious if Tom Wilson becomes available this offseason.
32 years old, $6.5M cap hit, 14-team no-trade list.
Last season, had 62 points in 70 games. Has 457 points in 907 games, an elite Power Forward.
Hated, but if Ovi retires, Capitals could sell.
English
@TheMugNHL @kingconnor24 tom wilson is THE glue guy for the new age caps, if he's out of dc for anyone worse than robertson then we genuinely need to blow the team up
English
@kingconnor24 Couldn’t have 2 finals appearances last season, that’s not possible.
NMC, wouldn’t be possible.
But yeah, let’s compare Tom Wilson to Connor McDavid😭
English
I'm incredibly curious if Connor McDavid becomes available this off-season
29 years old, 12.5M cap hit
Last season, had 138 points in 82 games. 2 finals appearances, no Cups.
Needs a goalie and a team with Cap space sources tell me #ALLCAPS are the logical choice
The Mug NHL@TheMugNHL
I’m incredibly curious if Tom Wilson becomes available this offseason. 32 years old, $6.5M cap hit, 14-team no-trade list. Last season, had 62 points in 70 games. Has 457 points in 907 games, an elite Power Forward. Hated, but if Ovi retires, Capitals could sell.
English
@purplebussy1 @dorkj_ @deadxstart @lestertoes ok but like the ones i have at home also go under the tongue like that is the normal way to do it 😭😭
English
@Jakx375 @dorkj_ @deadxstart @lestertoes i think those are a different type of thermometer that they use but there’s some that will take a few minutes and you’re meant to put it under your arm
English
@purplebussy1 @dorkj_ @deadxstart @lestertoes under your tongue?? likr they do at a doctor's office???
English
English
@hockeyphobia anaheim, chicago, pittsburgh, and the rangers need to go down one tier and then youre good
English
Tier list of nhl teams you should support if you're a new hockey fan 80.33% accuracy
English
Jakx retweetledi
Jakx retweetledi
They’re doing the same thing to sports they did to music education. Many of the greatest musicians to ever live first touched an instrument at SCHOOL. That became an opportunity for the poor to move up socioeconomically. Especially Black kids.
Same can be said for what And1 league was. Cities taking hoops out of neighborhoods, creating private schools to recruit from, etc. All of it is to control the opportunities for poor kids and kids of color to get educations or access to wealth.
It’s that deep.
More Perfect Union@MorePerfectUS
NEW: Youth sports is now costing parents as much as $25,000 a year. Private equity and corporations are turning a childhood pastime into something only the wealthy can afford. Youth sports has become a $40 billion industry, and the steep costs are crushing American families.
English
@FrankTheTank454 i think you have to keep dylan strome here if you're ever gonna get mcdavid to dc
English
To WSH:
Connor McDavid
To Edmonton:
Dylan Strome
Cole Hutson
Clay Stevenson
2026 1st
-
Leonard-McDavid-Wilson
I.Protas-Dubois-A.Protas
Cristall-McMichael-Beauvillier
Ovechkin-Sourdif-Malkin
Miroshnichenko
Chychrun-Carlson
Fehervary- Sandin
Chesley- Roy
Thompson
English
Jakx retweetledi
Convicted r*pist and former professional hockey player and NHL draft pick Ben Johnson says he will be "going across America and preaching the gospel" at NHL arenas during the playoffs.
In 2013, Johnson forced a 16-year old to perform oral sex in a bathroom stall while she was intoxicated before he raped her, causing vaginal bleeding.
Keep this rapist away from minors & women, @nhl!
English
@Jakx375 this is literally the two teams I have down as a Marylander LMAO
English
Having the dmv/surrounding rooting for Carolina is actually sacrilege
Made In Canada@MadelnCanada
Canada’s Team for the playoffs 💪🇨🇦
English
Jakx retweetledi
@cmcdavid97 @andreburakovsky connor mcdavid YOU are a washington capital
English
Follow my new liney and NHL top draft pick @andreburakovsky to twitter! Forgot to mention he's Swedish #helloladies #capitals
English
Jakx retweetledi
The fact we are going to have our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean drinking water is proof our current system is not for the greater good but for the greedy.
English
@b_acker70 how are we forgetting the dylan strome connor mcdavid connection they were best buds
English
