James Colley

The Next Big Thing is Out Now in all good bookstores, online and on Audible. I’m very proud of this little thing and I hope you like it.

@sian_luxford omg just learning you two are together

✨HONEYMOON TIIIME✨ As of now, I am officially Out Of Office until 29th September! ✈️ We are so excited to be spending five and a bit weeks travelling around Europe 😍 Prepare yourselves for many photos 📸

@redactedquirk a giraffe at the zoo

@David_M_Green If that’s what you’re into, you should definitely check out The Fugitive (1993)

The best movies are 90s #movies starring Tommy Lee Jones where he has to track down some kind of fugitive

@liquidparanoia my honest to god fashion theory is this: dress for the decade your head is from I am cursed with 50s head. And so...

@JamColley I’m loving your fashion, it’s very 1950s movie star on a casual day.

@Brocklesnitch What were you seeing?

It was a high risk move but people were trying to get past me in the cinema row and my jumper and popcorn were down on the ground and they really struggled walking through and stopped and I said “sorry sorry, I’ve made an obstacle course for you…it’s a TRAP” and they laughed 🙏🏻

@TasMelas A beautiful 7pm start. Very thoughtful of Paris.

If there’s any team ready for an 11am basketball game, it’s Australia.

@GeoffsOpinions That’s why it’s called Gem

@JamColley Stan seems to be up to date / clear image. My brother was saying that Gem looked like watching through a potato.

@jeffrey_gabriel Fingers crossed!

@JamColley No worries. One thing to add, I think it would make a great tv show or film. Just imagining the landscape of Norman, its buildings and characters. It conjured up such vivid images in my mind.

Hello, follower. I don’t share much about my personal life here but in 2024 I’m challenging myself to read 52 books, around one per week. I’ve been told to read more to help with my sleep, which has been poor. To keep myself accountable I will share on here.

@jeffrey_gabriel Thanks for reading!

Book 28 - The Next Big Thing by @JamColley purchased at Harry Hartog, Top Ryde. A very funny, sweet and quintessentially Australian love story. Lots of fun.

@marrowing you want me to reverse park? you mean drive? that's what im doing loser lol

my driving lesson today

@kyliemitchellql what a lovely message! I’m thrilled you enjoyed it

@ellehardy "g'day maté" - is that what you say every morning? do you even hear yourself when you say that??

Without wanting to sound like any more of a wanker than I already am, switching from coffee to maté has changed my life

@dylabolical It's Goose.

@JamColley It's Goose isn't it?

@BHassock I wish I could be so certain but only time will tell.

@JamColley Dw I'm sure they won't choose you lol

@ScissorLobotomy that's right. and the cops can't do a thing.

@JamColley That's poop from a butt

@dannolan what you think he should be just allowed to harass luigi? you think he and wario are a net positive?? grow up

Abolish warringah. Get stuffed.

@dylabolical that's the opening line

@JamColley there is one only one pub in Dulwich Hill and it is NOT GOOD

@icreatedisco It might have been the playlist I was on while writing this

@donjoyride it was basically Jay Z's monster verse

Keen to see the scrapheap from the brainstorming session at the Vatican when they changed it from "holy ghost" to "holy spirit". "Holy ghoul" definitely got pitched. Spook? Goblin? Some archbishop from Portugal ate dinner alone that night.

@JANE65761885883 any 70s japanese jazz in that profile?