Iain Boyce

@IainR0bertson hey, can you get in touch with Katt on Facebook (check your messages) Iain is very ill sorry having trouble getting in touch!

Oh come ON America! You have all those guns and you didn’t fire any during the 1812 Overture? Deary me! #dampsquib #CNNFourthofJuly

@sonicstate I initially misread this with an extra F in it.

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@Alexx_McArthur I’m sure there’s a saying about not putting all your cunts in one basket...

Will. I. Fuck

@LiamCatterson94 Allegiant General Pryde done in the style of a drunken Withnail

@afneil Since he’d be unlikely to prevent any actual 7000 year old wizards from playing the part, I think they’d let it pass.

But I think he’ll fall foul of the new wokester rule that actors can only play parts for which they bring a ‘lived experience’. So only gays can play gays, only 7,000 year old men can play 7,000 year old men. Makes sense to me.

@PeatWorrier This years Mad Max Thunder Road cosplay was somewhat lacklustre.

I suppose this is supposed to be evocative Thatcher cosplay from the leader of the Scottish Tories. If only, that is, Thatcher rocked a low-slug suit-pant gusset rather than the Falklands floral headscarf of yore. Also seems curiously bereft of union flags. 4/10.

@punkpuffin @MhairiHunter @bellacaledonia It’s a crap question if you’re not intending to use your list vote for any of these. A none of the above option would clarify things.

@MhairiHunter @bellacaledonia Sigh...you really are the living end aren’t you? List parties only were listed in the poll.

Which list party will you be voting for?

@daynasteele @HamillHimself It’s not just anyone that can carry off wearing a decorative vegetable.

@Alexx_McArthur Is it just me or is a lot of the targeted reporting like something from a Bing Hitler skit? How long before we get, “FIRST MINISTER IN JUMBLE SALE CONSPIRACY!”

Remember when the UK Government told PPE companies to prioritise orders and deliveries to England?? 👀 theguardian.com/world/2020/apr…

@TreyStokes I did and it was braw.

@TreyStokes Pretty please, with sugar on the top. Clean the fuckin car!

@TreyStokes I had the wrong glasses on and misread that as Green Humans. Then I thought “Hulka Burger?”

Jesus Titty Fucking Christ! The only remarkable thing about this thread is the sheer po faced lack of a sense of humour on display. If this is the prevailing wind, we’re all fucked.

@Lenniesaurus Bairn for babies up to toddlers then wean for toddlers and onwards.

🎨 1m RTs and we'll make this the 2021 livery. 😂

@afneil I've got an idea for a show: "It'll Be Alt Right On The Night" Can I have a job?

@IainR0bertson @Bunothanboy Even I managed that Iain and I’m about as coordinated as a Paisley pattern shirt over Burberry tartan breeks.

@Lenniesaurus @kevinbridges86 Glesga Polis to driver - Name? Driver - John Howe Polis - Cos Ah f**kin’ asked ye! That’s how!!

@Lenniesaurus So where dis he think the Aye, in Aye Ready comes fae?