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The first thing you should know about me is that I'm not you. A lot more will make sense after that.

@InsecurityKE These orias.....heheh

Mwingi Garissa road closed at Nguni and Ukasi by angry residents after A Grade Seven pupil was hacked to death by suspected camel harders in Nguni village.

@iamjoseh_ Weka tyre what are you still waiting for?

Bad day in the office for two nduthi phone snatchers. They were massaged by the public. They're a manace

@glennotiende Not fair, some of these bikes cost much more than the dudus littering our highways

Watu wa motorbike expensive wanadhaningi ziko Kwa class separate Bado ni nduthi bro

@Shikonekeni_ Are those power figures legit?

Hilux with 392HP… Raptor with 204HP… suddenly the “reliability merchants” found horsepower 😂

@Bossyator Mmmhhh

CS Davis Chirchir home is a beauty.

@KE_MrBlack @osoroKE Glad to know I'm to alone

When driving at night, you sometimes deliberately let another car go ahead of you so it acts as your "guinea pig". If they hit a bump or a pothole, you know it’s time to slow down

@dnkariuki Extremely 😢

Closure of Tamarind at Dari Cost of doing business in KE.

@BeingWesh @KhalifKairo It's the fine dust in KE. Clogs the drain pipes. Also if he parks under trees, kwanza pine ni mbayaa....

@KhalifKairo Kwani you went off-roading with an open sunroof?

soaked my bcm, headlamps flickering, radio sounds funny and boot won’t close well😭🥶

@JaMtoka A deal

• 2017 Toyota Land Cruiser Prado TX — GDJ150W 🇯🇵 • KSh5.35 Million (Duty Paid) • Fuel Tank: 87L • Mileage: 61,463km • Location: Nairobi 🇰🇪 • +254733665551 • michael@beyondtarmac.co.ke • beyondtarmac.co.ke • 2800cc 4-Cyl Turbodiesel (1GD-FTV) • 177bhp @ 3000-3400 rpm • 450Nm @ 1600-2800 rpm • 6-Speed AT • 4WD with Low Range Gear Transfer and Centre Differential Diff Lock • 2nd Start (Improves Traction and Fuel Efficiency) • ABS • Brake Assist • Cruise Control • 7 Airbags • EBD - Electronic Brake Force Distribution • ESP - Electronic Stability Programme • DAC: Downhill Assist Control • TCS - Traction Control System • HDC - Hill Descent Control • Reverse Camera • Alloy Wheels • Bull Bar • Fender Wing Mirror • Fog Lights • 7 Leather Seats (Heated and Cooled Front) • Snorkel • Sunroof • Wing Mirror Blinkers

@Kalasinga_ It fried my ECU on a Prado 120 1KD

The number of electrical components that can be destroyed by a leaking sunroof on modern cars is crazy. Small small leaks and suddenly your radio and a/c does not work.

@alexmwanzo We're back to the Moi days guys..... potholes everywhere even on Class A....belt up

In the last 2 months 6 of my friends wamevunja rims on the road to msa

Imara steel did not come to play with KRA. There is a company called Imara steel. They cook metals to make mabati in Industrial Area, Nairobi. In 2022, as they were busy cooking metals, KRA was busy cooking their tax bill at Times Tower. When KRA was done, what came out was 3.9B. This bill covered 5 years. - 2015, 2016, 2017,2018, 2019 Next morning, KRA airdropped the bill to Imara steel email. When the director arrived at the office, the accountant stormed in. Akamsalimia. Then served him the bill even before chai. The director looked at the numbers. He could not believe it. He thought his magnifying glasses were magnifying the numbers. He removed them. He saw the same mad numbers live live. • 3.9B. He went nuts. • Lesson 1: Never allow your accountant into your office before the tea person. Director ordered the accountant to turn the fans on. There is no electricity. He is now worked up proper. The accountant sneaked out. And immediately embarked on a fault finding mission. He came back with disturbing findings: 1. KRA was out of time for 2015 and 2016. Those years were beyond the 5 year statutory audit limit. Unless there is fraud. KRA had shown no fraud. 2. KRA had assumed 23% profit margins. Figures Imara had never achieved. Wakasema baas. This is it. They wrote an objection / protest letter to KRA. Explained everything. And demonstrated they had paid taxes to the last cent. KRA could not hear any of it. They only wanted 3.9B. In June 2022, KRA rejected the objection. And confirmed Imara must pay the 3.9B. All this time, the accountant is not sleeping nor eating. Amekanyanga tu wire. Then something interesting happened. KRA sent the rejection letter to the wrong email. And never realized. So 60 days passed. No response is received from KRA. Imara knew the law. If KRA does not respond within 60 days, your protest is deemed accepted. They knew they had won. Director called the party. Six months later, in Dec 2022, KRA came back with threats. We want the 3.9B. Pay or we freeze your bank accounts. Imara responded: Guys, but you accepted our objection. KRA said: Noo. We rejected it and emailed you. Here is the proof. Pay us up ASAP. Imara looked at it and said: Guys, that is not our email. Everyone at Times tower got shocked. How did that happen? KRA said: OK the email was wrong. But tax is yours. Lipa. As KRA is doing all this, they are unaware of two dangerous sentences in Kenyan tax law. They read: • KRA cannot audit past 5 years without proving fraud • KRA must respond to objections within 60 days Imara ran to court. - Argued it cannot pay tax on rejection notices served out of time. The tax appeal tribunal agreed the rejection letter was communicated to Imara out of time. But still asked Imara to bring fresh evidence to dispute the tax. Later the Tribunal ruled the evidence was not enough. • Imara was ordered to pay 3.9B. KRA retreated to Times Towers celebrating. Imara ran straight to the high court. - It argued that it cannot pay tax out of rejection notices served to them out of time. The judge looked at the case. Then invoked the 2 dangerous sentences. You remember them? - No audits beyond 5 years without fraud - No rejection after 60 days The judge sided with Imara. - Imara was ordered to pay nothing. - And KRA was ordered to pay legal costs to Imara. Case closed. Lesson 2. • Everyone needs an accountant trained kukanyanga wire. • KRA cannot audit beyond 5 years without proving fraud. • If KRA misses the 60 days, call the party. You have won.

@hnjoroge21 @Philemonkats High COG, zero headroom, cramped seats. Impossible for a 6 footer. Great ride though for crew & tough off road assignments

@Philemonkats I daily a 2018 Fortuner 2.8d, my honest opinion, just get yourself a Prado. Very rough rear suspension since the car is based on a Hilux.

I would find it hard to choose between a high trim J150 like a TZG and a Fortuner. The TZG is a very proper car but then the Fortuner is also so nice.

Detach. Let it be. Wish them well. Let it hurt. Accept the situation. Let it heal Set boundaries. Let it go. Move on

When you bounce back, make sure you show no mercy. Don’t give people the chance to use you again.

@CalebKaruga Stunning scenery 🤩🤩

Olooseos in Kajiado West County is arguably one of Nature’s best kept secret. I love how people are building holiday homes on the rocks, raising Goats & Beef Cattle while off-roading on the weekend. Acre ni 800k - sijui kama nijishikie acre moja

@Moha001_Onyango We have a mad man for a president

A few weeks ago, the President went to Busia and broke ground on a 20,000-seater stadium at ATC Grounds, promising it would be completed by December. No sooner had he left Busia than the excavators left the site. I really hate performative politics.

@Urunzii Call 0728817709 Sam he'll sort you out bila stress

Range Rover imemaliza injectors I’m about to see terrible things.

Opening statement by SC Ongoya; “I have reflected on a number of unjust trials in human history. 1. The trial of Sir Thomas More 2. The trial of Socrates 3. The trial of Jesus Christ One element characterizes these trials; They are carried out with predetermined outcomes.”