James Bye

@RememberNine_10 @SMojsiejenko Yeah, she's good!!!

@SMojsiejenko If these are painted on, I'm sure some film producers would love to have your talent with the brush handy.

The police arrested me for reporting these injuries They broke my door down & seized my make up, pretending I had painted the injuries on my face, despite the fact I had a CT scan from the NHS who logged the injuries This is obscene

@LegacySiu Di stefano.

@LegacySiu Redondo

Excluding Angel Di Maria Name an ARGENTINE that has played for REAL MADRID HARD

@LegacySiu Higuain. Though he was awful so probably doesn't count.

@LegacySiu Cambiasso

@LegacySiu Heinze

@Sofia50020Sofia This.

Men, what’s preventing you from dressing like this?

@_sniper441 @Kdhchels_ Reported for spam then?

@Kdhchels_ This fake squad graphic omits Palmer wrongly. Official announcement arrives in two days.

🚨✅OFFICIAL: England World Cup final squad announced 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 As Cole Palmer misses out due to... See below

@_CFCWhizz It's so weird that 1:anyone cared about this pseudo rivalry and 2: why it's still a thing.

🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs: • 1 World Cup • 3 Ballon D'or Award • 2 French League titles and • 1 Human Hormone. 🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs: • 3 Premier League titles • 2 Champions League titles • 1 Puskas Award • 2 FA Cup • 2 English Super Cup • 2 Italian League titles • 2 Italian Cup • 1 Club World Cup • 6 Globe Soccer Award • 1 UCL All Time scorer Award • 1 Diamond YouTube play button. Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

@AvonandsomerRob Vanuatuns.

Which nationality has the most annoying tourists?

@Hania16836 Ragevbait.

@bxns_hyfr Washing isnt maintenance

You know times are hard when £30 for a car wash starts feeling like a financial decision instead of basic maintenance😕 How much is everyone paying these days? 👀

@LeftNatLeft @RichSmith994085 Isnt it a fair request though when you make a statement and someone asks how you got to that conclusion, that you'd be able to back it up. Putting the research on them just makes it look like you don't know what you're on about

@RichSmith994085 Do your own fucking research it's all out there mate. Or are you a homo erectus?

Right so Keir Starmer has reduced immigration by over 70%, kept us out of the Iran War, massively boosted defence spending, reduced NHS waiting times, and started growing the economy again. But we should sack him off for Burnham in under 2 years because Manchester has £2 buses?

@elonmusk I mean Anthony Hopkins as Nelson Mandela might be the outlier to the point here

A glaringly obvious double-standard

@LMJofficially @ChefGruel Or.. you don't enjoy it and choose not to go back. Imagine getting violent every time you dont get what you expect preference wise.

@ChefGruel If I order a hamburger and you bring me this, violence will ensue...

I really dislike this trend

@otokyo__ Kemo

What's missing from this delicious breakfast?

@Govindtwtt It's not a pie for a start

Pizza chains are collapsing. Not because people hate pizza. But because the middle class can’t afford it anymore. The pie is now a symbol of a broken system where even junk food is priced like steak.

@Beniesta_ @HLTCO Also the first player to win it names Marc Guehi

@HLTCO Has anyone ever won it the year with the team that they had beaten the year before

Marc Guehi has become only the 4th player in English football history to win back to back FA Cups with different clubs. The other three are Arthur Kinnaird won the FA Cup with Wanderers F.C. in 1878 and Old Etonians F.C. in 1879. Brian Talbot won with Ipswich Town F.C. in 1978 and Arsenal F.C. in 1979. Olivier Giroud won with Arsenal F.C. in 2017 and Chelsea F.C. in 2018. 

@leedsthat @theawayfans Genius!!!

@theawayfans Just have an ankle bracelet that shocks them instead.

Former referee Mark Clattenburg's proposed change to stop time-wasting in football: "Football is an entertainment sport, so we need as much playing time as possible. The first time I refereed in the Champions League, only 40 minutes of the 90 were actually played. "The two things I want to happen are that the referee has the power, instead of showing a yellow card to a player wasting time, to reverse the decision. If the player is instructed to take a throw-in and delays it, the throw should immediately go to the opposing team from that spot. "Often, players go to the sideline, bounce the ball, move it forward a long distance, wait for the referee to tell them to return to the original position, wait a little longer, are booked, and the referee writes down the sanction. Then, after about 10 more seconds, they take the throw-in. The player wins. They steal a minute doing that. Instead, if we had the option to reverse the sanction, without booking them, this wouldn't happen. "The other idea is the same but for goal kicks and corner kicks. If the attacker delays on purpose, the sanction is reversed, and they lose the corner, which becomes a goal kick. If the goalkeeper does the same, they go from having defensive control to conceding a corner."

@Ramfam2024 @vrexec 🤣 jib!! Excellent.

@vrexec That’s a good wife. I approve. Mine is similar- I got an $80k dividend and decided to buy a $30k boat without discussing. Oh my. There was some discussion afterward. 😀😀

Is anyone else’s wife like this? I could make $10,000 in a day on a quick stock trade and my wife would have no reaction… wouldn’t care at all. But if I came home with a new jacket that cost $250 to replace the one I’ve been wearing for over 10 years… I’m jeopardizing our entire family’s financial future.