James Bye
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@SMojsiejenko If these are painted on, I'm sure some film producers would love to have your talent with the brush handy.
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@LegacySiu Higuain. Though he was awful so probably doesn't count.
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@Kdhchels_ This fake squad graphic omits Palmer wrongly. Official announcement arrives in two days.
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@_CFCWhizz It's so weird that 1:anyone cared about this pseudo rivalry and 2: why it's still a thing.
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🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔

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@LeftNatLeft @RichSmith994085 Isnt it a fair request though when you make a statement and someone asks how you got to that conclusion, that you'd be able to back it up. Putting the research on them just makes it look like you don't know what you're on about
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@RichSmith994085 Do your own fucking research it's all out there mate. Or are you a homo erectus?
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A glaringly obvious double-standard
End Wokeness@EndWokeness
"Why does an actor's race matter?!" Ok… now imagine it was this:
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@LMJofficially @ChefGruel Or.. you don't enjoy it and choose not to go back. Imagine getting violent every time you dont get what you expect preference wise.
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@ChefGruel If I order a hamburger and you bring me this, violence will ensue...
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@Beniesta_ @HLTCO Also the first player to win it names Marc Guehi
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Marc Guehi has become only the 4th player in English football history to win back to back FA Cups with different clubs.
The other three are Arthur Kinnaird won the FA Cup with Wanderers F.C. in 1878 and Old Etonians F.C. in 1879.
Brian Talbot won with Ipswich Town F.C. in 1978 and Arsenal F.C. in 1979.
Olivier Giroud won with Arsenal F.C. in 2017 and Chelsea F.C. in 2018. 
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@theawayfans Just have an ankle bracelet that shocks them instead.
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Former referee Mark Clattenburg's proposed change to stop time-wasting in football:
"Football is an entertainment sport, so we need as much playing time as possible. The first time I refereed in the Champions League, only 40 minutes of the 90 were actually played.
"The two things I want to happen are that the referee has the power, instead of showing a yellow card to a player wasting time, to reverse the decision. If the player is instructed to take a throw-in and delays it, the throw should immediately go to the opposing team from that spot.
"Often, players go to the sideline, bounce the ball, move it forward a long distance, wait for the referee to tell them to return to the original position, wait a little longer, are booked, and the referee writes down the sanction. Then, after about 10 more seconds, they take the throw-in. The player wins. They steal a minute doing that. Instead, if we had the option to reverse the sanction, without booking them, this wouldn't happen.
"The other idea is the same but for goal kicks and corner kicks. If the attacker delays on purpose, the sanction is reversed, and they lose the corner, which becomes a goal kick. If the goalkeeper does the same, they go from having defensive control to conceding a corner."

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Is anyone else’s wife like this?
I could make $10,000 in a day on a quick stock trade and my wife would have no reaction… wouldn’t care at all.
But if I came home with a new jacket that cost $250 to replace the one I’ve been wearing for over 10 years… I’m jeopardizing our entire family’s financial future.
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