James Burkhardt

@cricket_Stats05 @grok Yeti with handle

Hey @grok What's the use of this space in the cup holder area. ?

@FloTrack Record for most burritos ate in one mile

Record Watch📷 Sound Running’s The Ten will foster a fast race for Houlihan to take down Alicia Monson’s 10k American Record. The record currently stands at 30:03.92, set at the 2023 The Ten. 📷Watch The Ten LIVE on FloTrack this Saturday Read the full list of entries: flosports.link/4m7EIiR

@VonAllenAmerica @AntiLeftMemes When does giving your ID signify that you're innocent?

@AntiLeftMemes What’s do damn difficult about complying so the cops realize it’s a mistake and everyone can move on with their day?

@RealSkipBayless Breaking: Old man yelling for no reason

DWade says LeBron cost him Finals MVP after Heat went up 2-1 in 2011 and LBJ disappeared in 4,5 & 6. Says he tried to snap LBJ out of it, couldn’t. NO CLUTCH GENE. CHOKED. FROZE. LBJ DISQUALIFIED HIMSELF FROM GOAT DEBATE. MJ NEVER EPIC FAILED.

@Tyler_Polumbus OSHA seeing those safety glasses

Jeeeezzzzz. This might be one of the scariest looking sports injuries I’ve ever seen.. x.com/usanewshq/stat…

@clippedszn Fake like his boxing matches

Jake Paul in tears after his fiancée Jutta Leerdam won gold at the Olympics 💀

@TheModerateCase Who cares, it's the Superbowl, an organization that is obviously looking to spread it's influence around the world, so why not reach a Latin American demographic?

I have absolutely nothing against Bad Bunny as an artist, I’m just confused as to how a population that overwhelmingly speaks English is supposed to enjoy a performance in a language they don’t understand. English is the language of America.

@SebMcKinnon Not played through the broadcast, but heard during the broadcast. Not someone trying to get monetary gains, just using it to time their routine. I say be happy they are giving you free advertising

So just found out an Olympic figure skater used one of my songs without permission for their routine. It aired all over the world... what? Is that usual practice for the olympics?

@NFLonFOX We all know that the Giant's numbers came from fan bases visiting

Your 2025 NFL regular season home attendance returns 🏟️ (via PFR)

@RealSkipBayless How was that not three fouls...launching, leading with helmet, and hitting a defenseless receiver

Nice throw by Sam Darold.

@JustinWeather I project Justin has been over hyping this storm, in hopes of losing his job when we get nothing so he can take the Raven's head coach position away from the new hire

Sunday Morning Snapshots 🛑 Stop me if you heard this already (here for a few days). Heavy Snow THEN Heavy Ice On Top! This will be the worst part! 👉Wind Direction ALSO Tells The Story. ❄️ 💪 Heavy snow starts Sunday. Rates may be 1" to 2" per hour! Initial snow will be fluffy, then change to heavier as cloud levels warm. You will know when the snow gets easier to pack/Snowballs 💨 Wind Direction will contribute to the ice. ↙️🥶 From the North/Northeast, the Cold Will Hold. ⬅️💦 From the East, brings in warmer air at cloud level to produce sleet and freezing rain. This is what I am watching to time out during the day. This will halt totals, so when that reaches you will determine how much. 🌡️ Temperatures will be in the Teens to near 20F in the south. 🌧️ 🧊 Sleet AND Freezing Rain WILL MIX IN during the day. 🧊 👀 Watch The Ice! At sunrise, sleet will begin to approach Southern Maryland. Already in Southeast Virginia. 🚫🔌⚡️Power Outages with 1/2"+ ice on top of the snow. Sleet can stick into the snow better to add to the weight. I will have a full update and my snow map in my next full report. 💻 🧹 My team has been cleaning up web issues and other work in the mix. 😃 👍

@joeltelling I love wasting their time!

Got a call from a "bank" number. Realized it was a scam and a spoofed number, but kept them on the phone for 25 minutes. They ended the call by saying, "F**k you" so I'm pretty happy with myself.

@BenStiller The Aurura

What’s going on

@BleedingGreen Clear hold on smith, not ONE hold called on the niners

That’s game

@RSherman_25 Make that two interceptions

Was told by Eagles fans that you can’t throw at QM but as I said offenses do not fear CBs that do not take the ball away. The worse thing that can happen is a PBU. 49ers attack the ALL-Pro the first drive of the game to try to set the tone. Hadn’t given up a TD all season x.com/NFL/status/201…

@Jeff_McLane Watch the video...Jalen is moving right, he is also...with both moving, Jalen's jam to the shoulder now aligns closer to the helmet. Unfortunate circumstance

Jalen Carter said he didn’t intentionally hit Spencer Brown in the eye when I asked him today about the Bills tackle’s claim after the game. The #Eagles DT said he understands that he has a certain reputation because of prior incidents in games, but he said the thumb that went into Brown’s face mask was accidental.

@RealSkipBayless Explain why the Cowboys are getting tickets for flights to Disney while the Packers are planning for the playoffs?

SOMEBODY ASK MICAH PARSONS WHY A PACKERS DEFENSE THAT WAS 6TH IN POINTS ALLOWED LAST YR FELL TO 8TH BEFORE HE GOT HURT AND ALLOWED 40 POINTS AT DALLAS WHERE THE COWBOYS SCORED ONLY 17 VS ARIZONA AND CHARGERS.

@LeVeonBell Don't fall for his banter...he is Vecna's brother from another mother

Unpopular Opinion: Stranger Things is TRASH

@eurofounder You tried to make a point, but not the one you wanted to make.

My son asked for a PS5 for Christmas I said no “Son, PlayStation is made by an evil corporation built on worker exploitation” I got him another electronic gift instead - an EU-approved USB-C cable He opened it with visible disgust Then something utterly shocking happened My wife’s boyfriend Arnold got him the PlayStation my son wanted “Thank you uncle Arnold” my son hugged him for almost a minute I pulled my wife aside and explained that her lover is undermining our values She mumbled “at least he got him a real gift” The morning after, while my son was still asleep, I took his console and went to the store Thanks to the wonderful EU consumer protection law, I was able to get a full cash refund of €549 Then I bought a gift for my son that he truly deserves €549 worth of carbon offset credits When I came home my son was crying looking for his PS5 I smiled and showed him the carbon certificate He started shaking and cried even more Being a good parent means teaching your child European values And I know my son will thank me for it in the future

@HawkEmDownChris Superbowl MVP BDN

Without googling, name an athlete who wore number 9.