James Clark

@barneyxbt Might want to talk to your president. He seems to talk about us a lot

i am so tired of people from other countries posting their opinions on everything america does like anyone asked or gives a single fuck american politics, the moon mission, our economy, our military, our culture. the entire world has something to say about everything we do 24/7. but you never see americans sitting online all day tweeting about what’s happening in your country. ever. because nobody cares worry about yourself and fix your own problems. the obsession with america from people who don’t live here can’t vote here and have zero stake in the outcome is genuinely hilarious stay in your lane nobody asked you or cares what you have to say

@sentdefender The most unhinged president ever 😂

U.S. President Donald J. Trump speaking about Tuesday’s ultimatum with Iran during this morning’s event celebrating Easter at the White House: “We are obliterating their country. And I hate to do it, but we're obliterating it. They just don't want to say ‘uncle.’ They don't want to cry as the expression goes ‘uncle,’ but they will. And if they don't, They'll have no bridges. They'll have no power plants. They'll have no anything. I won't go further because there are other things that are worse than those two. And we might have, well, the thing, if I had my choice, what would I like to do? Take the oil because it's there for the taking. There's not a thing they can do about it. Unfortunately, the American people would like to see us come home. If it were up to me, I'd take the oil. I'd keep the oil. I would make plenty of money.“

Dropping Enzo Fernández for 2 games is the completely wrong decision in my eyes. He’s only said what we’re all thinking, I don’t blame him one bit!

@Blue_Footy No, just goes to show how stubborn and stupid they all are. Our £100m player is saying the standards aren’t good enough here and the project I was promised isn’t anywhere near it should be. I applaud him

Do you think Chelsea made the right call to sanction Enzo Fernández❓

@Polymarket Lovely, we won’t need to come bail you out when you invoke article 5 again then

BREAKING: Trump reveals that he will “torch” NATO in his address to the nation tonight.

@RachelReevesMP Define working people, because the only people who seem to be getting any better are those not working

⚡£117 on average coming off energy bills 🚗 Fuel Duty freeze extended 🧒 450,000 children to be lifted out of poverty 💷 A payrise for over 2 million people 💊 Prescription charges frozen again This is a government for working people.

@Osint613 Yeah, let me just finish this cup of tea and i'll pop over and sort out your mess.

Hegseth: On the Strait of Hormuz, there are many more vessels flowing through today than there were, as the president has arranged. The president's been clear to Iran. Open it for business or we have options and we certainly do. There are countries around the world who ought be prepared to step up on this critical waterway as well. It's not just the United States Navy. Last time I checked, there was supposed to be a big, bad Royal Navy that could be prepared to do things like that as well. So he's pointing out this is an international waterway that we use less than most, in fact dramatically less than most. So the world ought pay attention and be prepared to stand up. President Trump's been willing to do the heavy lifting on behalf of the free world to address this threat of Iran. It's not just our problem set going forward, even though we have done the lion's share of preparation to ensure that that straight will be will be open

@ukhomeoffice April fools is tomorrow

Police time will no longer be wasted investigating legal social media posts, freeing up officers to patrol the streets and tackle real crime. By scrapping Non‑Crime Hate Incidents, we are balancing the protection of vulnerable communities while respecting free speech.

@energygovuk How much of taxpayers' funds did it cost to build this solution, to save the general public a whopping £40 a year? Whatever will we do with our newfound riches

1/2 Our Fuel Finder scheme mandates all UK petrol stations to report their prices, helping households with a car find deals & save around £40 a year. Apps & websites are now displaying real time fuel prices, so drivers can find the cheapest fuel at their closest station.

@LDNFootbalI Out, I was never in. He needs to go and the sporting directors need to follow

Chelsea fans… Liam Rosenior IN or OUT? 💭

£80m for Wesley Fofana by the way, £80m. Name another side he starts for apart from our deluded club

Rosenior isn’t it, the sporting directors aren’t it and the ownership are a bunch of clowns. They’ve completely destroyed this club

Does anyone remember having to defrag their computer? 😆

@TheBlueDodger @SamiMokbel_BBC Please don't take him @SpursOfficial he's amazing at his job....

This is what happens when you hire a PE teacher

Rosenior ball

@_onlyscott Robben, Makelele and Anelka

@_onlyscott Kovacic, Rudiger, Carvalho, Alonso, Kepa

@CFCPys @kierangill_DM This can't be real - he's a real life David Brent

Liam Rosenior is not wearing gloves in training so the players can hear his applause when he see’s something he likes. He is also hands on with pausing play if he see’s something he dislikes. (@kierangill_DM) #CFC

@ChelseaFC You know we lost right?

Alejandro’s double. #CFC | #CarabaoCup