Jim Cricket

@willjohnsonbf1 Gay

Why do people take their shirts off when they want to fight?

Chris Kirkpatrick says he signed more autographs as Chip Skylark from ‘FAIRLY ODDPARENTS’ than as himself from NSYNC. “There were kids, they had pictures they drew of me. And I’m like ‘Oh my god, how would Chip sign his name?’”

@breedelio LET ME PLEASURE YOUR ANUS!

ignore the smile, cubs made it go away quickly

@nuodaispalis @red00t3d52092 @scenicresorts Fuck the damned left!

@JamesCricketLib @red00t3d52092 @scenicresorts I mean, I was talking about food safety requirements and the fact that I don’t prefer non-dairy creamer, I don’t know what topless women has to do with either of those things?

On my floor of my office it’s probably 90% women and I had to ask them to start ensuring we had real cream for the coffee. One woman said “we already have cream” and pointed to about 5 different versions of this stuff in the little coffee station fridge.

@TomCoulthard22 @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross Lmaoooo the same liberal that bitches about guns is pretending to own one? Funny!

@JamesCricketLib @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross Why would I give you an address. You're the one picking a fight with me you stupid cunt. If you really want it though, my name ain't fake. Pull up. Get castle doctrined if you so choose.

After watching the @NetflixIsAJoke Kevin Hart roast, my creative mind started to flow and I wrote a movie where Shane Gillis gets stuck in Inglewood. After getting stuck in the hood, Shane saves the hood and brings all the races together. Sweet Hollywood ending. What do you guys think? Would you wanna see this?

@williep3314 @BlooperBraves @CardPurchaser I would give you my asshole for this card!

Hey @BlooperBraves should I get this /25 card if you graded? Looks like a perfect 10 to me @CardPurchaser

@buddyboy88888 @Mauty480 Stfu leftie

@JamesCricketLib @Mauty480 why would i fight a barn is there a gas leak in your house

Cubs need to sell off all their vets on contract years. This core is done.

@TomCoulthard22 @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross I noticed you still haven't given an address you little pussy girl bitch

@JamesCricketLib @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross Bro thinks I'm "the left" and that others are retarded. It's ok bot. Your limited response conditioning is not gonna be up to par here.

@TomCoulthard22 @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross Wow. The left keeps getting more retarded...

@JamesCricketLib @PaulyShore @NetflixIsAJoke @Shanemgillis @KevinHart4real @TheComedyStore @comedymothrship @donnellrawlings @sherylunderwood @KattWilliams @realjeffreyross More words. You know how you said a lot of them angrily with nothing behind them? Here are more words. No. I have not fought the broad side of a barn. What kind of a retard would fight a barn?

@masterballmelts I'd beat their ass

Another sign America isn’t so great anymore 😔

@ajak1033 @toddjewski5150 If I couldn't jerk it for a while because I hurt my arm id need a whore!

@JamesCricketLib @toddjewski5150 Get him a sewing machine.

@ajak1033 @toddjewski5150 Are you implying the kids a gay?

@JamesCricketLib @toddjewski5150

@nuodaispalis @red00t3d52092 @scenicresorts You sound liberal to me. Back in my day we ate McDonald's all the time and has meatloaf every sunday!! They used to have bitches take their tops off on WWE too and they would just be in their underwear!! Now we have men dominating woman's sports and the left says fuck us!!!

@red00t3d52092 @scenicresorts I believe the food safety requirements for non-dairy creamer is 48-50 degrees or below, but I could be wrong. Either way, I choose not to have it! It tastes like pure chemicals to me.

@downbadbears Butthole eating

start with a B and we all love it?

@PolitesJ @ILoveAbbyvaldr @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps Figured what? Little bitch

@ILoveAbbyvaldr @JamesCricketLib @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps Haha I figured

Thanks @Topps. Kid pulls a great card and the auto is invisible 😂. What should we do?

@PolitesJ @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps You're gonna be fighting back tears cumming from my tongue in your ass!

@JamesCricketLib @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps I’m fighting back tears laughing at your dumbass 😂

@PolitesJ @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps I can absolutely guarantee you've never fought so much as the broad side of a damned barn you little pussy ass bitch. Little girl!!!

@JamesCricketLib @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps Your daughters hate you too

@milb_central @joeltle34

Rikuu Nishida will bat ninth and play right field in his MLB Debut today 🍿 #WhiteSox

@OwnedByBron @iamtrentonpifer @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps Who is that? Probably a damned lib!

@JamesCricketLib @iamtrentonpifer @0klvm0 @tjvilardi @Topps