James Fox

@Craig__Holland Nice one mate must have been an amazing experience

@JamesFox1981 I knew the assignment 🤣

@Craig__Holland busy 🤣🤣🤣

@Craig__Holland as if you’re on the line for the Royal Oak game 😂😂😂😂

@Mozzaa92 @WhoDey_UK Hmm I’m not showing either

@WhoDey_UK Does it update it automatically? If so, I've done something amiss 😅😂

Get involved British pals!

HOLD ON A MINUTE...

@alicealeph0 Nah the first few Vampire Weekend albums were very decent

cant believe millenials allowed themselves to think a band just writing paul simon graceland tracks but from the pov of collegiate old money wasps was cool

I went down a rabbit hole on a Scott Mills FB fan page and found the scariest super fan ever. Please remember this tweet if we never see him again.

@christopherhope Still got it

NEW Larry the Cat has just killed and eaten a mouse feet from the door of 10 Downing St during the Prime Minister’s press conference. The mouse was killed in the courtyard of the Foreign Office, dragged across the street and consumed by Larry on the grass next to Number 10’s door. We have the film. This is not an April Fool. It is the first time this has happened in my long hours standing outside 10 Downing Street. Here is Larry moments before the mouse killing.

@WTIDPOD @HendoRelish @storchyowl That would be absolutely amazing

🚨 BREAKING: Following successful discussions with the @HendoRelish CEO and @storchyowl this week, the club can confirm that Henderson’s Relish will be the new away kit sponsor for the upcoming 26/27 season.

@markjohnoneill Account’s been hacked, surely?

If that’s brand new I’d be having strong words with my supplying dealer about the prep, shiny steering wheel and worn floor mats…

@WhoDey_UK HBD Paul!!

10-4. (And it's my birthday, today)

@NFL I liked CTB for the most part, but had a bit of a stinker last year. Good luck to him 👍

CB Cam Taylor-Britt signs with the Colts.

@YesWeCrann I’ve never heard such a pair of whinging gits!

I’ve got the Ipswich comms on while watching this game, and they’re absolutely convinced that #SWFC are time-wasting and faking injury… They’re not, they’re just knackered, broken and bruised.

@Berkshireblade @FootballCliches Seems unlikely doesn’t it, if I was going to Belgium I wouldn’t just put ‘Belgium’ into google maps.

@FootballCliches Belgium fans did something similar 11 years ago putting in Wales in the sat nav and ending up in a village in Yorkshire theguardian.com/football/2015/…

I have to say, with the stakes fairly low for me to do so, that I think this Exeter story is either complete bollocks or almost entirely bollocks

@RapSheet So many AI bots in the replies on this one.

The #Titans are signing G Cordell Volson, source said, he gets a 1-year deal with $2.5M guaranteed and 4.215M max. Deal negotiated by agents Chris Gittings and Jeremiah Sirles. The former #Bengals starter.

@LeeSimmo73 Definitely needs better lighting on the crossing, can barely see people waiting to cross.

Roundabout at West Bar cost millions & it’s accomplished *checks notes* Absolutely nothing.

@Bengals @AlexCosta93 Great news 👍

We have re-signed G Dalton Risner to a one-year contract. 🔗: go.bengals.com/4l3yksd

@erosbrousson I mean he’s not totally wrong.

THE DALLAS-FORT WORTH AREA 🤠🤣🛢️

@mrwilldouglas @CrossCountryUK Looks like a standard XC service to me!

So poor from @CrossCountryUK. This Train from Sheffield to Bristol oversold and unsafe. No seats. People packed in standing in aisles, toilets and vestibules in between carriages. It cannot be safe to travel like this. Plus the tannoy is inaudible. Stood from Sheffield to Birmingham in packed carriage by broken toilet. 1 working toilet for 3 carriages. No staff on show. One passenger nearly passed out and had to get off. Train now going in reverse back to Brum having been stationary 15 mins in a tunnel. No one has any idea what’s going on because we can’t hear announcements. This train is unsafe.

@AlexJPMiller Oh goody 🤦‍♂️

🚨Another blow. Understand in-form Owls keeper Murphy Cooper will miss this weekend's derby through injury after scans. Owls to pursue an emergency loan. New man will be the seventh to take the Owls gloves this season. Full story👇 thestar.co.uk/sport/football… #SWFC🦉