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@HerRoyalHeinous @SkySportsNews @SarcasticForest ¿ que ?

@SkySportsNews @SarcasticForest @JamesGerardCran Honestly!!!

BREAKING: PGMO has been in touch with Nottingham Forest and admitted Manchester United’s second goal during yesterday’s game should not have been given 🚨

Celtic fans are the absolute worst low life terrorist supporting violent scum.

@JamieBrysonLLB Ive looked on the news and saw Celtic still champions and took a straw poll and it seems you are indeed a dobber

Congratulations to Hearts. The real champions. The vile Celtic & disgusting Martin O’Neill can pretend all they want. But everyone knows. The whole world has seen it. Hearts are the Champions ❤️

Best of luck to Hearts today. No matter what happens, the world knows they are the rightful league champions. The only question today is whether Celtic technically get to be the pretenders as a result of a campaign of cheating. Hearts are the true champions.

@liamgallagher like a home game for you lot today which will explain the empty seats ALAW

Glasgows Green and White 💚🤍💚🤍

HAIL! HAIL! youtube.com/shorts/awJTfrF…

Mon the Hoops 💚🤍💚🤍🇮🇪☘️💚🤍💚🤍

I'm convinced they say Fuck It at the end of this advert on itv ,I've replayed it several times

@JustMeagain24 Just got a letter in the post now confirming that the big dipper (formally the pepsi max big one )is not named after me ,they'll be saying that donkey ride has nowt to do with me next #FakeNews

@JamesGerardCran Keep dreaming Jimbo

What a coincidence they all called me luscious lengthways in the day .....or did I just dream that 🤔

Saturday the 16th of May we are all Hearts Football Club😂

@JustMeagain24 I dreamt the other night I ran a business that sculpted people's faces out of whipped cream only flaw was it took three days to make and by then the cream was rancid some reverted back the clay

@Jo2901TF Totally agree

Why are people still using Starbucks? People should be supporting their local independent coffee shops.

@Jo2901TF 33 yrs ,Dean must've been a child bride poor bugger

Just been reminded via a ‘Happy Anniversary’ text from my step mother-in-law that it is in fact our 33rd wedding anniversary 🤷🏼‍♀️🤭 neither of us realised what today’s date is. Just about sums up my marriage 🤦🏼‍♀️

@MingeyMarje I always wanted to know how big my bumhole stretched when doing a boxing day poo but could never get anyone to hold the end of the tape rule plus the stewards at football didn't look impressed

Why not show someone having a shit on the table if there’s no shame in our bodily functions? #thismorning

@Jo2901TF @LucyTCWife They're on both sides ,i don't agree with some things ypu believe in and vice versa but its a free world apparently and its open to discussion not abuse or shouting someone down xx

@LucyTCWife Jesus, why would people even do that 🤦🏼‍♀️

Can people PLEASE stop messaging me posts that the hateful lefties say about me? I don’t want to know!! I block most of them, they are unhinged and nasty!!

@georgegalloway RIEP 💚🤍🧡☘️🇮🇪

On this day in 1916 the pitiless and idiotic British state murdered the great James Connolly in Dublin. They executed him in his stretcher. Scots steel tempered with Irish fire. 🔥 May his memory be cherished forever more.