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Alan West

@Greshark

He/Him. BA: Screen & Media; polsci(minor). I bring sort of a silly goose vibe to the timeline that serious geese don't really like.

Hamilton, New Zealand Katılım Haziran 2009
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
This damn AI has got me all figured out.
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Dane Giraud ✡️
Dane Giraud ✡️@Dane_Giraud·
@nomad546 @dreadconquest A lot of states that formed in the wake of a collapsed empire had terror groups. What matters is this ended very early - with Israel even attacking a breakaway group once the state was declared. Sadly Pal leadership are still using terror.
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
Nice to be touched down. It's put me in a bad place though. Not mentally or anything, I'm just in Auckland.
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
[ALCP voice] "Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power"
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Dane Giraud ✡️
Dane Giraud ✡️@Dane_Giraud·
@Greshark @dreadconquest An ethnostate usually means a state in which citizenship, sovereignty, or political rights are formally restricted to a single ethnic group. 20% of Israel is Arab. You're all so clueless. An informative morning.
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cool timothy
cool timothy@dreadconquest·
pretty funny that a white european male is conflating zionism with judaism to a mixed race polynesian person while calling them an antisemitic crusader with “pākehā whakaaro” lmao
Dane Giraud ✡️@Dane_Giraud

Just call us Jews, bud. That's what you want to say. The irony is that you call us colonisers, yet the Crusader mindset is alive within you and all your middle-class buddies: you think you get the right to dictate the destiny of Jews. Literally the ground zero of *whakaaro Pakeha*.

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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
Crazy how the white Australian guy who moved to the Nazi refuge country has some weird takes.
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Dane Giraud ✡️
Dane Giraud ✡️@Dane_Giraud·
@dreadconquest You do have a crusader mindset. Why would a polynesian take exception with Jewish autonomy? This is a prejudice rooted in Europe - thousands of years strong now.
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Sports Expert
Sports Expert@greenink68·
@saltylemonjuice @dablack @AriZonanHODL I’m GenX sweet cheeks. Barely knew my parents. And I was able to create a life for my family you dumb 💩 complain about. Truth is you aren’t smart enough or hard working enough. But it’s my fault of course. Welcome to 2026.
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AriZonan HODL
AriZonan HODL@AriZonanHODL·
My dad: yeah I’m gonna sell my F150, it’s a good truck but I want a different color. Me: you mentioned that the transmission was going out? Were you gonna get that fixed before you sell it? Dad: *visibly frustrated and annoyed now* Did I tell you about that? Boomers
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
Gonna release a bunch of wild chickens into Hamilton parks when I get home.
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
@gonkedd People be like "waah it's wasteful" like yeah it's a fucking joint, no shit, if all you care about is wasting as little as possible you'd only smoke bongs.
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Econo ad absurdam
Econo ad absurdam@econoadabsurdam·
When Afonso de Albuquerque was trying to intimidate a local Indian king he hated; he fitted him in a steel breastplate and had one of his men shoot him with a wax bullet in a demonstration to “prove” how invincible Portuguese armour was Predictably, it scared the shit out of him
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
I have my coffee by filling my mouth with grounds and drinking boiling water.
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alexxstation@alexxstation·
@IntrepidAstrea This is just an association fallacy and a sign of someone who can’t think for themselves. You’re not engaging with the actual statement, you’re dismissing it as “Nazi rhetoric” purely because you associate parts of it with people you dislike.
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
@EmpireEnjoyer3 The Gen Z'ers that don't deserve their women belong to these 6 foot 5 millennials? This you?
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Unfiltered Artist
Unfiltered Artist@EmpireEnjoyer3·
Gen Z doesn’t deserve their women. They belong to 6 foot 5 Millennials, special forces operators, and millionaire business owners.
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Fendigaid@fendigaid

@DukeHerndon The stark physical difference between young men and young women of the same age is severely understated. Relationships with significant age gaps are very obviously biologically advantageous.

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Hyperion@theHyperion7·
@Greshark @ADHDSapphic Oh you really changed my perspective with such insight. Wait what… I’m speaking English entirely all along!? Woah must be a miracle I learned it all of a sudden. Cool. No, Catholics pray to dead people. Jesus is still alive. Learn truth. Truth is greater than English.
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Hyperion@theHyperion7·
@ADHDSapphic Catholics are not Christians. Not even debatable. Must be satire to claim such a ridiculous thing. Insane. What’s next, Muslims are Christians too?
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
@OklahomaCity69 Because I'm not pardoning that ball bag. The exact same argument could be made without a 'pardon' aspect and I would blue every time. As is, he gets what he got.
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Okalonolulu@OklahomaCity69·
Blue Can a red buttoner explain themselves to me
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Alan West
Alan West@Greshark·
Parrot fish is pretty good.
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James
James@JamesHalcrow·
Mountain tui posted about me on Bluesky and the teatowels are having a little reunion in the replies and reminiscing about all my alts
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