James Martin

.@NFL my son just humped a hole into our sectional couch i hope ur happy

DEAR @NETFLIX, REGARDING YOUR CANCELLATION OF THE PUNISHER, YOU ARE BLOWING IT!! SINCERELY, MARSHALL

Over the next few days, you may see police officers from other agencies working in our city. They are here to help police our community during this difficult time. We cannot thank them enough for their support.

I saved u 91 this time...welcome home @91Tavares

Hey @Wendys what's the best Wendy's location!?

The 10 most stressful jobs in America cnb.cx/2xvxXOV

I just want my wisdom teeth out #NotSoPatientlyWaiting

Fuck off wisdom teeth, leave me alone.

Your tactics are quite hilarious and ineffective, you need to try again. #LaughingHard #KindaSadReally

Grammar and punctuation are key, I really don't care about anything else in a person.

🚨 UNB wins #UCup semi-finals 🚨

Baby videos are terrifying, how does my nephew not already have severe nightmares?

When my sgt makes me redo my autobiography 4 times in one week I retaliate by writing smaller and smaller each time #payback

I won the Barcelona cup, an exclusive cue and 1 000 Pool Coins! 8bp.co/KM03YD

It's funny that my so called friends only talk to me when they want money or attention

Can't wait to get out of this stupid city

28 ! ☺😊😀😁😁😊☺😊😁✌

6 weeks from today I'll be starting the biggest journey of my life. I don't know if I should be terrified or excited.

All these people bitching and complaining that "life is so busy" then they're like "woohoo beach day" #AndIAmAtWork #NotHereMuchLonger

Couldn't ask for a better life right now :)