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James R. Borden Jr.
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James R. Borden Jr.
@JamesRBordenJr
Moved back to Texas from Wisconsin. Native American, Mexican and Irish. He/Him
Tyler, TX Katılım Haziran 2009
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Nigga got his hand on his hip he fed the fu*k up LMFAOOOOOO
Redd@ReddCinema
Man u know what imma just cop me a lil horse or sum bcus this is just outta pocket…
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Damn girl park jurass right on my face
Celebz Addiction@MindMenderX
Fun fact: By Jurassic Park 2 and 3, it became impossible to hide the ass of Bryce Dallas Howard.
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Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!
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lebron venting to this kid is the funniest thing i’ve seen in awhile
vic@CountOnVic
Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table
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don’t say "this man looks gay". say "this man has an elegance to his heterosexuality"
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”: “Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”
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@CovfefeChan Raised on Steve Irwin, ain't afraid to crawl in and see whats hidin' in the bush.
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sith lords don't even tell you the story of darth plagueis the wise anymore they just look at you like this
Sci-Fi Archives@SciFiArchives
Hayden Christensen having his "Sith Eyes" applied on the set of Revenge of the Sith (2005)
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@omgsidewalks Add a shower beer and it works better
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Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.
Dafenet@patdafenet
people who shower for 30+ minutes, what do you even do in there?? what makes it take so long for you to shower, genuine question
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James R. Borden Jr. retweetledi
crazy alcoholic guy across the street is flashing a strobe light at a police helicopter and yelling “get outta my airspace you fucking pigs” and i do in fact have to give it to him this time
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@matheus_btc08 @driverslacy Everytime I see a woman complimenting another woman's beauty online there is a befofe picture in the comments saying the stupidest shit you've ever read.
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@driverslacy Sério que você achou esses negócios aí bonito? Que péssimo gosto viu
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olivia mulher desculpa te sexualizar mas assim q seios lindos
໊@lustful4love
Olivia Rodrigo higher quality
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Buddy over there OVERHAND beatin his shit. You fuckin psycho
Kyle Kushblasta@SkinnyTuna
just found out americans jerk off with the thumb pointing up instead of down? huh? doesn’t that hurt your wrist?
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