Rusty Shackleford

@_Boomhauer no it wasn't it was just made up for the last ep

@snoopyandfrien6 people will read this and still try to argue charlie brown didnt have hoes

April 06,1951

@OncaMbl good job killing people to protect property

🚨 John Wick ou apenas um vendedor?🔥 Dono de loja senta o aço em dois meliantes.

@secretly_reeyue just hanging out playing nintendo

whats everyone up to today? :3

@cash__browns sluggo is risen

Nancy 4/5/26 … happy easter 🐣

@cash__browns @sbodrojan I'm gonna get a tattoo of a butt with a butt-shaped tattoo on it and I'm gonna get it on my butt

@sbodrojan Pretty much anyone at Red Devil, also Julia Louise is moving back and will be tattooing at Golden Ghost and she’s amazing. Also Mind Palace is great too :)

Recommend me tattoo artists in Chicago

@tinfoilmask @MisterBaseball0 somehow the infield fly rule became the go-to for "baseball rules are too complicated" but it makes perfect since if you know what it's intended to do

@MisterBaseball0 Let the ball drop sometimes

The moron hates baseball because his simmple brain cannot comprehend its complex ruleset of whacking and running

@MisterBaseball0 he's been waiting for abs

I heard Babe Ruth is coming back this year

@dbessner because he's an actor he also doesn't have to do anything besides be the "wise old sage" stock character

Liam Neeson’s performance in The Phantom Menace is 400x better than everyone else’s. Why is this

@timruss2 i like your performance because you really do a great job of portarying the vulcan struggle of maintaining a cool and calm demeanor while underneath harboring a seething rage for your annoying illogical crewmates (neelix)

@infinitethird is this doug

EVERYONE CAN HEAR THE NEW INFINITE THIRD SONG TODAY (only on my Bandcamp)

@jfruh aw man they got the broccoli head and everything

gm

@snoopyandfrien6 i cried when cam newton lost the super bowl; i was heartbroken

April 03,1981

@JAYChi_Cubs @Taylor_McGregor im also starting rehab in AA this week

ICYMI: Per @Taylor_McGregor, RF Seiya Suzuki will begin his rehab assignment with Double-A Knoxville. She also mentioned Craig Counsell expects Seiya's assignment to be 3-7 days. Looking forward to Seiya's return to the diamond!

@JohnnyCallicutt is this AI

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 03,1952

all those who besmirch nancy will be swiftly and harshly punished @cash__browns

What was "the incident" at your ball park?

@Srirachachau social media is supposed to be my friend

Applies to like 75% the discourse on here tbh

@BenzoBucko @ClassicStrips wtf

@ClassicStrips Check out this earlier version of the same strip!

Garfield Jim Davis 08.07.78