James Totty

@IMSARadio greetings from the banks of the mighty River Wear. Thanks for providing some great motor racing coverage (as always) to keep me company on Burns night. Haggis, whisky, and a 24 endurance race is a winning combination!

@HillF1 “If we don’t race each other, we’ve got an opportunity to get a first and second”. - Damon Hill, Spa 1998. youtu.be/mP8aQ7B-07M?si… I’m a fan Damon but that’s racing sometimes, as you know better than anyone.

The issue is not what was agreed before the race. The issue is that people pay to see a race. Not a display. It always leaves a bad taste. But in the next few hours, weeks, years, people will debate the rights and wrongs of this kind of thing. But remember Austria 2002. #f1

"July the 19th. Why does that strike me as important?"

That’s my Dr Who

@champwebdotnet Steve Olvey’s reaction to Michael ploughing in gets me every time

One of the more infamous moments in Detroit #indycar history was here in Detroit 1991 when both Mario and Michael Andretti ran into the Safety Truck (under green).

I feel like recently I've had to suffix more and more of my sentences with "...I'm not a crackpot", or words to that effect.

I think my brain is broken

Teeth are such feckless little bastards. Made out of the same stuff as bones - that carry your entire body weight 24/7 and can heal if broken. But teeth are like mate I need brushing twice a day, my enamel will wear away, and if you eat chocolate I’ll literally just fucking rot.

This isn't just good leaflet copy, this is why politics matters and different parties aren't all "just the same". Here's a collection of similarly devastating graphs 🧵 (1/11)

Took a sip of orange juice without realising a wasp had fallen in it. Ended up with an angry half drowned wasp in my gob. Followed it up by typo’ing an email so I described my colleagues as ‘busty’ instead of ‘busy’. Excited for what else can happen this afternoon.

@virtualstatman When was the last time a team used 4 drivers in a season? Off the top of my head Caterham 2014 w/ Lotterer, Kobayashi, Ericsson & Stevens? You'll know better than me though!

Big opportunity for Liam Lawson to impress the Red Bull brass as a last-minute stand-in. Just look what it did for Nyck de Vries! #DutchGP 🇳🇱

How is it ok that a graduate earning £35,000 a year pays more tax than someone receiving £60,000 from capital gains or dividends?

Using an upbeat or happy song ironically over a serious scene and/or in a disturbing context is the zenith of filmmaking, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

@IndyCar @ColtonHerta @RGrosjean @rinusveekay @malukasdavid @smclaughlin93 @scottdixon9 @FRosenqvist You have no idea how much I want to buy IndyCar merchandise. You also have no idea how much I don't want to pay £45+ postage for a parcel that'll weigh less than 3lbs.

*adds to cart* 🛒 #INDYCAR shop: shop.indycar.com

If tabloid shitchurners could stop using the phrase ‘breaks silence’ to describe everything everyone does I’d really appreciate it.

What a massive series of coincidences

Dear The United Nations, You should exclude Chad and Romania until they both change their flags instead of having the same one like a pair of bellends. I am not a crackpot.

Some drivers would arrive at a stage end interview and their quote would already be predictable. This was never Craig Breen 💜

No scene in TV will ever surpass the bit in Doctor Who where Bill is trying to be gay with that girl she fancies and The Doctor accidentally brings The Pope to her flat

People who say they like dogs but then don't like little toy dogs or big slobbering mastiffs are cunts. All doggos are good doggos. Rottweilers, St Bernards, and Chihuahuas are equally good bois. Get a grip.