James Whitworth

How tf does Advil know what part of your body hurts

There’s still people telling me I’m wrong without batting in eye. Just tell me you hate the Leafs and keep your integrity.

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Are you really friends if you haven’t gone through the Australian accent phase

Steve vs Brad #UFC259

College group projects be like:

People who only sneeze once are weird

When you get a glass of water in the middle of the night do you fill it up then chug it then fill it up again or are you normal

I just wanna crack my back on one of these bad boys one last time

It’s 2012, you ordered a root beer out of a bottle so you can pretend you’re drinkin.. life’s good

2 champion, 4 former champion, 4 title challengers. How do you like this card with full of killers. Best card of the year. #ufc254

I wish you could save the data you didn’t use and add it to the next month

Might start smokin darts to quit vaping

Every teacher ever when the smartboard stops working for a second: “well it’s not very smart now is it🤣😂🤣”

@MorganWallen Why is house 3 so underrated in the comments

7 years ago today the Leafs blew a 4-1 lead with 5 minutes left in game 7...

When you’re hammered and reading something on your phone you gotta close your left eye or it doesn’t work