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@end3of6days9 Why is she dressed like a Shakespearean actor?

Her friend promised to treat her to dinner and drinks at the hotel bar… then completely ghosts her. When the bill arrives, this woman refuses to pay a cent, so police get involved. Bodycam rolls as she asks the officer: “If I give you her address and phone number, will you go talk to her?” Cop: “No… that’s not how this works.” She hits him with “I don’t know the law” like there’s some secret rule for being ditched 😂 Then she has the audacity to ask the officer if he wants to pay her tab. He says no. She actually replies… “Why?” Yeah… we can all guess why her friend never showed up

@DaddyWarpig Schizophrenia is the true auteur’s muse.

If I ever make a movie, I’ll be the financier, so if I ever get antsy and tell myself to cut something out of fear I can tell myself to get lost.

@RealEdFriendly @nahtuREHbah They’re the best fast food burgers. Dave’s Triple.

@nahtuREHbah it's a guilty pleasure

went to Wendy's and the girl at the window asked if I got no bread on my baconators because I lift weights a lot fellas - how2 convert this interaction into a stable long term relationship?

@NwOcho @DaddyWarpig @JohnTaloni I don’t believe that’s true. It looks like he thought the safety was on. I don’t think he was trying to kill himself. Incredibly foolish behavior, but I don’t think he intended to self harm.

@James_Whe @DaddyWarpig @JohnTaloni Nothing accidental about this as the article suggests.

"He thought the safety was on." It wasn't. Don't do this, either.

@WILL_TheGame Just tried the demo. Really looking forward to the full game.

No combat. No monsters. Just you, a boat, and the weight of what went unsaid. 🧭 Navigate the past — one island, one memory at a time. WILL: Follow The Light is a sailing narrative experience. ⛵ Wishlist: store.steampowered.com/app/3144860/WI…

@MilanousMedia @DaddyWarpig @JohnTaloni Sorry. I know. Guns are not toys.

@James_Whe @DaddyWarpig @JohnTaloni I just watched a man die 😨😨😨😨

The movie version of Dracula holds no candle to the historical Vlad, the Impaler. The real Vlad Dracula was a Christian prince who stood against the Ottoman Empire in the 15th century. This is his story: Vlad III was born into the Order of the Dragon (Societas Draconistarum), a knightly class sworn to defend the frontier against the Ottoman Empire. His name, Dracula, literally means "Son of the Dragon." It wasn't a gothic title; it was a military designation. As a teenager, Vlad was held as a political hostage in the Ottoman court. He didn't spend that time cowering. He spent it as an "intern," learning the Sultan's language, their logistics, and, most importantly, their psychological triggers. He studied the enemy from the inside so he could dismantle them from the outside. When the time came, he returned to his homeland Wallachia had become a battleground, a land trampled beneath the boots of foreign invaders and traitorous boyars. But Vlad had no patience for cowards or liars. He seized his father’s throne he stopped playing the diplomatic game. When the Sultan’s envoys arrived, demanding tribute and fealty, Vlad did not bow. Instead, he nailed their turbans to their skulls and sent them back to their master. And so, the war drums thundered, and the Turkish legions, tens of thousands strong, marched into Wallachia, expecting another swift conquest. They did not expect the wrath of Dracula. In 1462, Mehmed II, the man who had successfully conquered Constantinople, marched on Vlad’s capital with a massive army. He arrived at Târgoviște and found 20,000 Ottoman prisoners impaled on stakes. Vlad knew he couldn't win a standard head-to-on battle against the Sultan's numbers, so he used Terror as a Force Multiplier. Mehmed II, a hardened conqueror, saw the "Forest of the Impaled" and turned his entire army around. He realized that the cost of occupying Vlad's land was higher than the reward. Outnumbered, he fought with ruthless determination to defend his land and faith. Without Vlad, Europe as we know it might have never existed.

@Rothmus Then immediately to the group chat with the boys you rip that tissue paper tiger’s whole world to pieces.

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@DaddyWarpig @JohnTaloni theweek.in/news/india/202….

@JohnTaloni Happened in Delphi. There’s a news story about it.

@Troa_Bloodclaw @celestiumart I’d advise a paper target, but to each their own.

@celestiumart Not a bad handgun. I'd advise testing it on your body for comfort before buying. You don't want an uncomfortable personal carry, trust me.

So close to getting my first gun, finally!! 😤

@TaylorOfTheWest @X9_redux He’s a bold one.

@X9_redux Found this cool little fella recently. Unfortunately, he didn't want to get blown.

I don't how many times I have blown this guy off of my arm today. He be following me.

@M1kesGames @TABYTCHI Really wish I was mature enough to not giggle at this.

@TABYTCHI These are Great Tits. probably a good idea to feed them and help their population expand; even though their population is not in danger, because they feed mostly on insects.

Women will do this and then feed their kids tuna helper

@black_lancers @travis4nh Be the only honest candidate running.

@James_Whe @travis4nh I'd vote for a parrot that knows expletives.

Could we elect a cat as governor?

If you’re: - right leaning - like anime and video games Let’s be moots!!!! #moothunt

@travis4nh Plenty of animals live to be over 30. I recommend a sea turtle. I think it has the best temperament for the job, but I’m an outside observer. You might have a better insight into the appropriate character of your preferred animal candidate.

@travis4nh There is no explicit rule against electing any animal as governor in New Hampshire. You might run into issues with age, as NH has a requirement to be at least 30 years old.

@RobLogic @end3of6days9 Yea. I mean, that will be enough. In a pinch.

Getting my first firearm RN. Any suggestions?

@TexTenno @Tactical_review Tested this on my wife. I asked her which gun she thought was more dangerous. She said the bottom one.

@Tactical_review My favorite is when they hate the bottom one but the top one is ok to own.

But, but, it's black, so it's dealierest. Visit Xring3.com

@BtVernacular @ClownWorld I think he’s planning to use his pet beaver. I think that’s why the caption is beaver retriever

@ClownWorld How's he going to cut it down if the axe is already in the tree?

Pre planning final boss

@mileena204 @Patriot_Party01 @AmiriKing @BluegrassPundit I worked as a property inspector for a PM co in DC. I ran into the full spectrum of voucher holders. There were good people trying to better their lives to reach higher. There were also trash who took it for granted and behaved horribly.

@James_Whe @Patriot_Party01 @AmiriKing @BluegrassPundit I am a Section 8 tenant but know how any landlord can get around these laws (which only a few states have, btw, I think four or five). But these landlods shouldn't just have a blanket policy of exclusion without considering each case on its merit.

A black family got busted violating their section 8 by renting out a room in their house. They were kicked from the program so they destroyed the property they were staying in. Unreal.