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@michelle_byoung So, let me get this straight. I am not allowed to criticize a grown ass man wearing women's clothes because 'how dare insult a human being for expressing how he feels", but it's okay to insult an actual woman for dressing how she feels? I can't make that make sense.

I’ve never seen someone dress so aggressively ugly! She’s like a reverse fashion plate! A fashion spoon?

@JayWeber3 I thought they only had a 1 hr show. Show? What am I talking about? Shows are entertaining. Never mind.

If they didn't announce it, would anyone notice?

@JayWeber3 Bring back the Laurentide Ice Sheet! It melted away at the dawn of man and the industrial revolution.

This guy is Bizarro Pope. He's running a political campaign by dragging religion into it at every turn, but giving voters his-very-bastardized version of it. The Texans working in the oil industry will enjoy this spin.

@JayWeber3 Jay. When before has literally EVERYBODY been running against the outgoing President? I mean, they act like he's a first term President. Was it this bad under Reagan's 2nd term?

Gas prices bounced between $3.50 and $4:50 a gallon under Joe Biden. They've been bouncing between $2:30 and $2.70 under Trump. They are (only temporarily) around $3 or $3.15 a gallon due to the very important Iran strikes. Tammy thinks you are too stupid to understand this.

@VincentBriedis @lady_valor_07 I can't give you a tab unless you order something.

@lady_valor_07 Yep! Movie Back to the Future references it. In 1955 he asked for a Tab at the cafe. The guy behind the counter said I can’t give you a Tab until you order something. Then he asked for a Pepsi Free …

MY BROTHER SWEARS I’M MAKING THIS UP… BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE DIET SODA CALLED TAB?

@DanODonnellShow @TheOtherMandela @wisconsin_now I don't know Dan. One could argue he died a martyr. Start lining up the 70.

Hey @TheOtherMandela: I regret to inform you that the Ayatollah is not having a wonderful year.

@JayWeber3 Bill testifying: "I did not have sexual relations with Jeffery Epstein". "We haven't asked you any questions yet".

No, it won't.

@ExitStageRite Steps away from the podium....no pants on.

Someone please come pick up grandpa. He’s wandered away from the Memory Care Home again

@JayWeber3 Jay. If you say, "in bed" at the end of each sentence, it's way funnier.

Why are you yelling, and who are you yelling at?

@PNWConservative Somebody got screwed. Oh no. Nails have rights too.

I found this outside my friend’s son’s daycare. This is what it’s like living in cities like Seattle that don’t have adequate gun free zones.

@SGTWipper1Each That modern technology. Maybe ask one of your kids, or your wife or mother-in-law. I'm sure they can figure it out.

Does anyone know where I can buy a cover plate that has the switch on the right and the outlet on the left? I've looked all over town.

@ChrisMartzWX More like from the movie Cars. "Oh that makes sense. Turn left, to go right. Crazy Grandpa car."

There is no nice way to put this. So, I will be blunt. If you seriously think that global warming is the reason why it has been cold and snowy this winter, then you’re an idiot. It has been very cold because of the stratospheric polar vortex (SPV) disruption that occurred late last year. PV destabilization results in Arctic warming through “tropospheric folding,” it’s not the other way around contrary to what some flawed peer- err, I mean pal-reviewed (circle-jerked) research says. There is zero observational evidence that cold snaps have increased in either frequency or intensity (in fact, the exact opposite has happened) over the last 50 to 100 years. It also needs to be COLD to snow. While warmer air 𝑐𝑎𝑛 contain more moisture—which would, in theory result in higher snowfall totals—that does not necessarily mean it that will. Evaporation rates off a water surface are not exclusively contingent on the air or water temperature. Wind speed and pre-existing local atmospheric humidity levels are just as, if not more, important. You must also consider that snow falling into colder air has lower liquid water content, so more air pockets form between each snowflake. This results in a fluffier snow that accumulates more than a wet snow. Most climate “scientists” could benefit from taking some meteorology courses.

@blackishyamaha @washingtonpost 2024?

At least 39 people were killed after two high-speed passenger trains collided in southern Spain, officials said. The crash occurred after a train partially derailed, causing it to collide with a second train in the opposite direction, officials said. wapo.st/4r63b9w

@iTheWolfman 2 hours?

She plays a prank on her husband that he will never forget.😂

Enjoy a long relaxing day with Enya. open.spotify.com/playlist/3g4ZK…

@BrittanyinTexas With what? Harsh language and duct tape? "Stop! Or I'll shout 'Stop' again!"

Please, Canada… 🙏

@MarkBellingShow Pass.

Even the snotty, snooty New York Times raves about Song Sung Blue. Opens EVERYWHERE Christmas Day. nytimes.com/2025/12/24/mov…

@RightScopee 1,2 or 7. I prefer the aisle.

You’re on a 10-hour flight. Which seat are you choosing and why?

@TraceyA56869375 @kakarPathan_ Amen.

@kakarPathan_ Who gives a shit?

Is this true?? Yes or No

@JayWeber3 Reminds me of "This page intentionally left blank".

So, are they going to talk every day about the blackout? Cuz it seems like that's what she's doing. 'Day three of not talking about Trump, and here's why'...isn't a blackout. And BTW, there's no way she or any of these other lunatics stick to it.