Jamie D'Souza

Today would be a lovely day to come to the show!! 19:10 Pleasance Below!!! Link v much in bio xxx

@ScotsUp Thanks so much !!!!

@jamieisajoke makes us realise quickly what an untapped market data analysis is for the comedy world. Dry, quick witted, with jokes that according to our projections, will definitely please. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.5 stars

Gabriel to Erling Haaland after Arsenal took the lead against City inside five minutes. x.com/sobert00thtige…

Gary Neville finding out about the new David Coote videos after defending him

TONIGHT! 🎃👻🐈‍⬛ 👻The Night of the Living Deadpan Comics 🎃 Featuring @jamieisajoke and @JamesTrickey_ Tickets here: link.dice.fm/ef24ac9a3aec

🔥💥THIS WAS WAS INCREDIBLE!!!💥🔥 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - @jamieisajoke This man was absolutely sensational. My mind is still shook! Go see his show at #EdFringe at once!!! 🙏🙏🙏 🎫: tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/jamie…

So glad I forgot to do my Ali g joke tonight!!! Thanks for coming!!

@urihoresh See ya tomo, nice one mate!!!

@jamieisajoke Just bumped into you on the street. I’ll be there tomorrow!

A little teaser of my Edinburgh show! Catch me at 15:15 every day at Legends Cowgate xx Any shares massively appreciated!!!

@FrizFrizzle Hahahaha generational geniuses think alike!

@FrizFrizzle Lol not sure what it was, but drawing willies on posters is timeless!!! Defo not a me thing haha

Don't miss Jamie D'Souza on The Stand Up Sketch Show! ⭐️ @jamieisajoke You can watch the episode at 10:05 on ITV2 tonight 🌙

My bunk in the hostel I'm staying tonight,hopefully no 1 will berate/threaten/pour water on me because I snore.Being homeless sucks.Getting woken up in the night by angry strangers isn't great.I can't help that I snore but I shouldn't be made to feel unsafe. #beinghomelesssucks

Bellingham’s been very quiet. Thing is, he’s so mature for his age, he’s probably thinking about whether the pension triple lock can realistically hold, given the public finances.

@thetedhill Initially read cunningness as cunnilingus 🫠🫠🫠 65 and 23, I’ll let you work out which way round x

Guildford ! Tomorrow I’ll be hosting Very British Problems Live @SoVeryBritish at Electric Theatre with guests @felicityward @jamieisajoke Last few tickets here - electric.theatre/shows/british-…

the duality of the family group chat

@MilliganTed This is meant to be a pun about John stones lol, I’m really sorry

@MilliganTed John smiths will step up into midfield so it’s actually more of a back 3 in possession!

Don't wanna bring the Christmas vibes down but this is a disgraceful back 4

Kai Havertz after committing a reckless foul and getting three Newcastle players booked: