Jamie Morley

@Alf_Bonn Foul all day long 👀

Football is so dead on its arse, fucking ruined.

@NewhallMens @HarlowCorinthia What a game!! 👀

@Alf_Bonn Fit 😍

Up the fucking Newhall ❤️

Reporter: “You’re the most expensive player in Chelsea’s history.” Kai Havertz: “I don’t give a f*ck about that. I just won the f*cking Champions League.”

@darrensmith849 Mate they’re quality! 🤣🤣🤣

@Alf_Bonn Muppet

Guilty 😊

How satisfying is a Scorpion kick, though? 🦂 Take a bow, Valentino Lazaro 😱

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Just been done by VAR in Sunday League football (cup game as well) 🤣🤣🤣...bird with the opposition (on her mobile phone) from the opposite side of the pitch (near the half way line) has called it over the line. Played on 2 minutes, referee then reviews it and gives the goal 🤯

@sambutler110 Geezer thinks he’s in ‘the firm’ don’t he 😂

I remember the first time I watched football factory

"I'll go easy on her because she is only 5 months old" 😂

@CalMinihane @bigdaddyvinz

@bigdaddyvinz God doesn’t exist, he’s a myth, made up character. But even if he was real, why would anyone thank him, he’s allowed 570k people to die? Grow up fella

COVID has killed 570K people in the world and you're still alive, just use 10 seconds to thank GOD

McDonald’s breakfast is the worst bit about McDonald’s

@Stu_Zanone @NewhallMens 🥰🥰

@Stu_Zanone @SamZanone @upthemorphine @TroopzAFC

if u do this ur utter scum change my mind

@Alf_Bonn @andyfleming20 @BillyJones93 Now you know for next time bro 👌🏼

@JamieMorley @andyfleming20 @BillyJones93 Should Of just got some of that man

@andyfleming20 @BillyJones93 @Alf_Bonn Bit of T-cut would’ve had that looking brand new again

@BillyJones93 @Alf_Bonn Put it in rice bro

ON THIS DAY: 2 years ago today the 2018 World Cup got underway. - 30 degree heat every day - Beer gardens everywhere rammed - Naive belief that it might ACTUALLY be coming home What a summer 😢❤️