Jamie Parker

If you can’t lose your head after your captain lashes in a 98th minute equaliser on the volley against your table topping city rivals to ensure the last derby at your 133 year old stadium doesn’t end in defeat, we might as well all pack it in and pick a different sport.

Newcastle whenever they play Arsenal

Alexander Isak scores for the EIGHTH match in a row 🥶

No way Newcastle’s official acccount just posted this on TikTok 😅 #NUFC

The way Luke Woodhouse celebrates Damon Heta's nine-darter and raises his hand afterwards is what makes this sport so great

What the top corner sees when Harvey Barnes gets the ball 🎯

The Oasis tour isn’t just about their music. It’s about the height of Britain. It’s about the nostalgia of remembering how amazing Britain was. If you didn’t live it you’ll never understand it and it can’t be explained. A time when you could go down the pub, interact with people you knew and didn’t know and have the best night of your life on 15 quid. A time when there was always something happening, in every city, 7 nights a week. No fear of being stabbed. No fear of being robbed. A time when everyone watched the same TV shows and discussed them the next day. You weren’t desperate to go on holiday like the British are now, there was no need. You didn’t see Dubai or Maldives on Instagram all day, you literally didn’t even know those places existed. You would hang around on a council estate, completely content and want nothing else than to laugh with your friends. Random skin heads would say “you alrite mate?” And you’d either be best friends or in a scrap 2mins later. Nobody got stabbed. Nobody died. It’s just how it was. The pub on Christmas Day. The bus was 30p. You loved everyone you met, didn’t matter the race. The country was united. There was a feeling in the air. Constant electricity. And it’s all gone now. It’s died. All we have are the songs from those times.

“Make it look like you’re gonna send off Joelinton for assault but actually send off the Bournemouth assistant manager instead”

Titanic always makes it better 🛥️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #3QSports #EnglandFootball #Euro2024 #Titanic #Bellingham #Goal

Curtis Woodhouse at it again. He raised £240 from his fantasy football league, paid the winner £100 & pocketed the rest. He had 14 people join. 14 🤣 The man is skint and a proven liar. Avoid any of his money making scams.

90' 'You'll never play for England' is chanted at Nick Pope - who has a number of England caps. [2-4] #BRENEW // #NUFC

If #NUFC can get past Man City in the #FACup quarter-final they’ll probably draw 1970 Brazil in the semi

Thoughts and prayers go out to people who don't like football

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You up, @UEFA?

Lewis miley is 17 and has just taken World Cup winning £110m Enzo Fernandez for an evening walk around St James’ park for 90 minutes. He cost Newcastle nothing 💎 #NUFC #NEWCHE

Paul Merson on Sandro Tonali #NUFC

Hand downs the best video I’ve watched today… 👏

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans