Jammo

If I ever see anyone from Twitter irl be ready for a rock to the head

once you book a trip it be hard to focus on life 😭😭

may our biceps get bigger and our shoulders get wider.

Why do gays put the horrible croaky voice on? It PISSES me off

Oh, sending pictures before posting them is a love language.

The regret when you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster😭😭

Please like me too.

@user02074795 No no no. Like less than half a spoonful for salt and chilli powder

@JammoRebranded How much chilli powder. Am I turning the salad red or

I love every type of daal

@user02074795 Trussstttt me it’s the shit bro Tomatoes, cucumber, red onions, salt, chilli powder and lemon juice. Try it out

@JammoRebranded Definitely with salad but not sure about a spicy one

Warra bar mate

Wah wah

If I want to I could chat to a brick wall and still make it laugh

IF I WANT TO

The moon the other night was insane

i can’t take you to the art museum bc what if they decide to keep you

i've mastered looking ppl in the face and not listening to sht they say

As a gent, driving should be a hobby, what do you mean by you hate driving long distances or driving at night, a man!😂

@user02074795 Was at my boys wedding yesterday and the amount of times I had to tell him sit up stop slouching😭

Yk how you have haram police. I’m the posture police. Straighten up.

Animal twitter > political twitter