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@Nigel_Farage Away and have a wank into your Union Jack shoes.

This agreement is a humiliation for Brexit Britain. We have acted today as an EU member and bowed down to an arrogant French President.

@EricLDaugh The more they go on explaining what the “truth” is and what they meant , the more I don’t believe them.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump GOES OFF on reporter for asking about Jeffrey Epstein, Pam Bondi says the child p*rn Epstein files can NOT be released, ever. TRUMP: "Are you still talking about - Jeffrey EPSTEIN? ... We have Texas, this, all of the things...are people still talking about this creep? That is UNBELIEVABLE! I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein." Trump ask Pam Bondi if she still wants to answer...she says yes: "You go ahead." PAM BONDI: "The FILE [was ready to review]...that's what I meant." "To the 10s of thousands of video, they turned out to be child p*rn...never gonna be released." "He committed suic*de."

@durov @elonmusk @grok Getting involved with musk? Nope. That’s me out, sorry.

🔥 This summer, Telegram users will gain access to the best AI technology on the market. @elonmusk and I have agreed to a 1-year partnership to bring xAI’s @grok to our billion+ users and integrate it across all Telegram apps 🤝 💪 This also strengthens Telegram’s financial position: we will receive $300M in cash and equity from xAI, plus 50% of the revenue from xAI subscriptions sold via Telegram 💰 Together, we win ❤️📈🏆

@JennieGow Williams made the right move with Carlos Lewis made the wrong move with Ferrari Lando… well…..

So, six races in…what are your thoughts? #F1.

@VP this tweet aged well.

Today I met with the Holy Father Pope Francis. I am grateful for his invitation to meet, and I pray for his good health. Happy Easter!

@WhiteHouse @nytimes @ChrisVanHollen Wow. The assholes really are in the Whitehouse.

Fixed it for you, @NYTimes. Oh, and by the way, @ChrisVanHollen — he’s NOT coming back.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump

This is an incredible achievement by President @realDonaldTrump that is not receiving anywhere close to the media attention it would get if it was any other President who had done it.

@PolitlcsUK @billcurtis0 Lettuce see how that works out for her

🚨 NEW: Liz Truss plans to launch her own social media network this summer [@billcurtis0]

@Markstirton Ohhhh, heard about this. How was it rumour control?

Gonna watch this puppy tonight. #alien3

@Mikey_Clarkie @benonwine Big Stick through the wheel spokes works just as well

@benonwine I get this nearly every day now. Usually, by delivery bikes on the pavement. Some of the new electric bikes are huge - which is why I carry this.

Was the guy in green justified in knocking the cyclist off his bike?

Yesterday, I signed a memo ordering a civilian workforce realignment in DOD that will make us more efficient and incentivize top performers.

President Donald Trump announces 25% tariffs on all cars not built in US, to come into effect from 2 April bbc.in/43tUzAY

@SkyNews MTG is the most aggressive c**t for maga bowl movement Fixed it for you.

Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the most aggressive spokesperson for the "Make America Great Again" movement trib.al/bFpmSxU

What an absolute… Effin Cee

Seems that due to a balls up between @bt_uk @EE and @WeAreOpenreach the straight forward switch to digital (dropping the old land line) has left us with no internet and not getting it back till the 10th April. Great

@EssexgoonerMr @Nigel_Farage Fucking hope not

Will @Nigel_Farage be the next PM

Heathrow Airport had no diesel generator backup. It was removed as part of their drive to net zero. Dubai Airport and many military bases do have diesel generators and their aircraft would have continued flying. The truth about this disaster is being withheld.

@Mikey_Clarkie @WallStreetApes

@WallStreetApes As Trump steps up his pressure on Canada to become a state, there will be more of these posts saying how bad Canada is without the US.

Canada healthcare is horrifying “Today on how f*cked is Canadian healthcare: I need an MRI to see if I have a f*cking brain tumor. Go ahead guess when it is? Go ahead, guess. It's in 2026” “My MRI to see if I have a brain tumor is in 2026. It's March 2025 right now” “If you thought this was bad, it's actually worse than you thought. Because the appointment where we decided that I need this MRI was in December of last year. So it's not like it's 10 months from now. It's 13 months. It's a 13 month wait to see if I have a brain tumor” “I just thought this was a mistake — But no, I called and the clinic was like, yeah, the doctor actually requested that you have it earlier, but this is the next spot we have. We're seeing about 13 months out” “Canada where healthcare is free, but only if you can afford to wait.”

I only ever played a demo of the original #Halo, so I'm not sure if the Paramount series represents the game. Were the games written by a young girl that got all their military knowledge from Attack of the Clones? I liked the cast, but the writing was like a cliché tutorial.