Jan Steuber

I need a personal assistant just to manage my laundry.

@0x_Discover ça fait plaisir à voir

A 23-year-old kid in Miami doesn’t trade anymore. Because he’s not the one trading. On a desk in Brickell: 7 phones. 1 Mac Mini. One Claude Code agent running everything. Copytrade t.me/KreoPolyBot?st… The system simultaneously: • Watches Hyperliquid perp prices • Scans Polymarket event markets • Finds mispriced probabilities • Enters automatically from whichever account has margin The kid made: +$487,000 last month. Average hold time: 14 minutes. Last night, while he was sleeping, the system closed 1,247 trades. This morning he opened the camera and said: “It works while I sleep. You guys are still trading manually?” Then he closed the phone and went to the pool. Meanwhile everyone else is still listening to Twitter Spaces asking: “Which coin is about to pump?” Save this.

@dmplgrll ngl I almost scrolled but glad I didn’t

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@FadiQGaza this feels good

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@Onsi41 this one stands out

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@fayyadnidal3 j’ai trouvé ça cool

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القهوة هي الصديق الوحيد اللي ما يخيب ظنك أبداً.

~...Your Healing Isn't Found IN Running Off ..& Creating A New Life 🤍 🩵 💙 It Is Created By Facing YOUR Issues ..& Returning To Your "Actual Self" 💙 🩵 🤍 It's Not What People Think Of You ..It's What YOU Know About Yourself That's Self-Healing...~ #HEALING #SELFHEALER

I need a personal assistant just to manage my laundry.

@LunarResearcher me gustó bastante

A 24-year-old in Chongqing keeps telling his fiancée he's "still negotiating offers." The wedding is 6 weeks out. He hasn't earned a yuan since November. Last Tuesday his Polymarket wallet cleared $24,000 on a single Bitcoin contract. He goes by marketing101. Bytedance laid him off 11 months into the role. Three weeks of severance and a non-compete he can't read. He never said a word at home. Every morning he opens a dead Slack at 9am, takes the same elevator down, and sits in the Starbucks under Jiefangbei tower. Six guys at the next tables are doing the same routine. Nobody makes eye contact. What he brought to the table was 3,628 logged BTC Up/Down trades and a printout of a 1948 Bell Labs paper highlighted in three colors. Claude Shannon. The MIT professor who quietly compounded 28% a year for three decades and edged out Buffett in the process. He didn't pick stocks. He measured how much information his bets contained, in bits. This kid does the same thing on 5-minute crypto markets. Every market gets one number before he touches it: D_KL(P‖Q) = Σ p(x) · log2[p(x)/q(x)] Under 0.05 bits and the fees swallow you. Past 0.10 it's real signal. Past 0.30 your model is broken. Last Tuesday's hit: a Bitcoin Up/Down quoted at 50¢. Order flow on Binance over the prior 12 seconds gave his calculator 0.21 bits. True probability sat closer to 78%. The bot loaded full Kelly. Five minutes later the contract settled at a dollar. $24,000. Multiple inputs collapse into one number through max-entropy weighting: H(X) = −Σ p(x) · log2 p(x) Binance lag, book imbalance, historical base rate. Jaynes proved 70 years ago that this approach can't sneak in assumptions. It just works. A second loop watches every market for sudden entropy drops: alert if |dH/dt| > 3·σ_H When uncertainty collapses 3 sigma faster than baseline and no headline justifies it, the bot either fades or rides along, depending on which wallets are pushing the move. The whole thing exists because Polymarket's 5-minute BTC quotes trail Binance by roughly 2.7 seconds. Two and a half seconds is forever for a script and impossible for a person. Out of 3,628 entries, the calculator killed 95% before they ever reached the order book. The 5% that survived built the $40K cumulative and the $24K single hit. His fiancée assumes the wedding deposit came from a year-end bonus. He forged a Tencent offer letter last week. Took six minutes in Photoshop. Plans to tell her the truth at $100K. His wallet: @marketing101?via=lunarlunar" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">polymarket.com/@marketing101?… 99.9% scroll past and call it luck. 0.01% count bits.

@AnatoliKopadze this has a nice flow

Windows 12 just dropped. not from Microsoft. from one guy with a Claude subscription. he posted it on Instagram 3 days ago. already over 135,000 likes. this is not a joke and not a filter. it's a fully working interface, built in Claude from scratch. people in the comments said it was impossible. then they saw the video. if you have an idea and know how to communicate with Claude, you can build almost anything. the article below shows exactly how the right prompting looks like.

@Dhanesh52299862 this is pretty solid

न कोई फर्क अमीरी का न कोई बात गरीबी की तेरे दर पर सब बराबर यही शान है गरीबो की मेरी सांसों का हर लम्हा तेरे नाम से जुड़ जाय मेरी धड़कन का हर नगमा तेरी यादों में मुड़ जाय मैने दुनिया को चाहा तो धोखा ही पाया तेरी रहमत को पुकारा तो सुकून दिल में समाया तेरी नजरों से जो गिरा वो..

@narendramodi こういう雰囲気の動画めっちゃ好き 😌

গত ১৫ বছরে টিএমসি-র ফাঁপা প্রতিশ্রুতি এবং সিন্ডিকেট রাজ পশ্চিমবঙ্গের শিল্পোন্নয়নকে ধ্বংস করে দিয়েছে। এই পরিস্থিতি বদলাতে, পশ্চিমবঙ্গে বিজেপি সরকার প্রয়োজন।

Bull markets tend to create overconfidence, especially for newer traders.

As Tamil Nadu votes in the Assembly elections, I call upon all voters to take part enthusiastically in this sacred duty of democracy. I urge the youth and the women of Tamil Nadu in particular to come out and vote in record numbers.

Developing habits supports success.