Jango Keez

@SpireJim Okay good luck professor.

@JangoKeez Got 7 already

If you’re a farmer that can supply 1500 trays of eggs a week around Mpererwe at about 10500 per tray inbox.

@PepsiUganda @abaasa01 @Kpeters256 😂😂 He was trying to beat you oluseke but thank God you didn't fall for his trap

@abaasa01 @Kpeters256 Next time, do better! 😮

Big thanks to @Kpeters256 for the sharp eyes on that Pepsi signpost that fell! We appreciate the "neighbourhood watch" spirit and have a surprise gift for you!

@UwayoPaula You're forgetting uganda is a capitalist economy. Highest bidder takes it.

I ordered this Faras guy yesterday. Waited for him for over 20 minutes, and when he arrived at my pickup point, he didnt call but since the map was showing he has arrived, i moved out. Only to find him negotiating with other passengers at the same spot. He cancelled the trip and moved with the other passenger. How unproffessional can that be!! @farasugapps

Officially an Accountant

@Amy_beke @yabaleftonline You can't boil your head until it turns white and speak sense at the same time. Behold you are excused for your nonsense, continue.

@yabaleftonline The doctor’s lisence need to be revoked

When I did my abnormality scan, the doctor asked why I didn’t go to my brother-in-law or outside to get pregnant instead of getting pregnant for my husband - Actor Nkubi's wife, Vivian reveals.

You are asking like you've some divine powers heheh

I also sell these and delivery on me

@mukyalaNeighbor @DeeSandy20 In case you get, you can hire me as your purchasing officer, accountant, or any other business related role I will gladly be at your service Eg. Hilda Namulondo.

Banange don’t forget I am also a civil engineer Nsaba ku mirimu mu engineering field 1. Site supervisor / clerk of works 2. Site engineer Byona

@GodfreyKoholo @GODFREY_Kutesa This is what femists want their male kids to be like.

@GODFREY_Kutesa When @GODFREY_Kutesa says girlish, this is what he means! It took me some time to accept that this is a boy😂😂😂😂😂

Dear parents : Don’t sign up your sons for our program!! Our program is rough, tough and traumatic. In the 10 days your son will spend with us, he will be shouted at, he will wake up at 04 am to jog in the dark, he will carry his back-bag with 40kgs on his back for 17 kms, he will be made to roll in the mud, he will fall and kneel on stones, he will get wounds all over and that’s not all. When he arrives late for an activity, he will come kneeling, when he refuses to shower, he will be forced to shower in the middle of the road at 1am in the night. In that camp, He will have his own tent ⛺️ and if he fails to keep it clean, we will dislodge it so he can sleep in the grass. When he steals another person’s property, he will be punished. Our camp is not good for your boy. Don’t bring him. He will be made to participate in difficult drills rain or sunshine. In our camp, we force boys to respect their parents. We rebuke boys who are disobedient. We rebuke girly tendencies. We indoctrinate them against homosexuality and gay tendencies. Everything is tough in this camp. It’s “traumatic” as idiots call it. When he’s shy , he will be forced to be bolden up. I don’t want ur son in our camp. Look for camps that are soft. Where they don’t shout at kids. Where they carry them around on the back. Where the kids talk back to their instructors and they smile. Look for those camps.

@TusiimeSheila I can smell an empty promise from a distance and this is one of them.

@EstherBirungi22 @kebby971 @joelabah01 Imagine a world with no men, would you still do them or do that make up?

@kebby971 @joelabah01 Bold of you to think women do their nails to please or attract men We do our nails for us !

I speak for all men when I say this is perfect, not those devil claws we see all the time

My country🤦. Is this really a big deal for you guys?? Am sure there are better things to give priority Afande!

@jkatongole07 @Christo33M @M_Kananura Why do u want to think in only one direction?

@Christo33M @M_Kananura But those modifications on tourist vehicles are recommended since they serve a purpose

This vehicle impounded at Jinja Bridge after it was found to be illegally modified. Imagine a Toyota Mark X converted into a pickup. Such vehicle modifications are unlawful. Under the #Arrive #Alive Phase II operations, no stone will be left unturned in enforcing road safety & compliance.

@QuexMusicUg Sure I will🤝🤝

@JangoKeez Let me know when you are ready💯

Too another year of saving lives and making great music. Happy birthday Quex.🎊❤️🥂

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