JankTrees!
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JankTrees!
@JankTrees
He/Him | Celeste Speedrunner | GA Smash Ultimate Choker
Katılım Eylül 2023
145 Takip Edilen173 Takipçiler

I have a legit question here
What can wario do in this situation?
Whoophee@WhoopheeSSB
You gotta be kidding me man
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@AzazelSkye Idk I had a run where I proc'd this one time (dont ask what happened the rest of the run)
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An ancient deity of Name Pending descended upon Athens this Sunday to assure that Sisyphus must keep pushing the boulder
UGA Smash Ultimate@UgaSmash
Today was a special pending! As 10th seed, WifiDKLegend swept through NP108 without dropping a single set! Meanwhile, Krishna ran through losers, getting 3rd after a round 1 loss! Thanks to everyone who came - this was an exciting one!
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@0mgitsKristal Basically how I stayed up when I drove to code crimson with @JankTrees and @the_lost_avatar, who agreed with all of my opinions, especially about Yoshi Ganon
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LMFAOOOO AGAIN???
Schu@SchuStats
Georgia, courtesy of @LBE_Savant, requirements: 4 Georgia events in the past year and US must be your most played country and GA must be your most played state My Georgia player highlight for February 2026 goes to SaggyMilkJug! Monthly highlight data is on my patreon (in my profile and at the top of the thread)
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@LiquidHbox Winning a crew battle with Pichu Roy Mewtwo Young Link Game and Watch and Sheik but she can't chaingrab
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@MamamiaPro Rain is the most impossible person to seed in the world. He'll beat a pr player and then literally the next day lose to Glirgop The Worst. Once you start seeding him higher, the toon link is out. You lower his seed, we're back to trying again. An endless loop of a to's nightmare
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@DrSakura1 @fadule_ So Im assuming our plans to go to the John Mayer concert high are cancelled?
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@fadule_ this was lowkey inspirational im gonna rot in my room and play smash bros later
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Life is amazing:
-gyms exist
-Coke Zero exists
-hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1
-every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores)
-you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom
-you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert
-you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country breaking your lower back for less than $1
There’s kids who live in wheelchairs. There’s kids born with disabilities. No Prom, no Shoulder Presses, no sleepovers with their best friends staying up until 2AM watching Interstellar.
And you’re not SMASHING the gym like a grateful SAVAGE!? Eating healthy 90% of the time, calling your friends for no reason, CRUSHING it in your career, asking for the promotion, asking out your crush making her your girlfriend then your wife!?
You’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion MIRACLE. You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)
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