Jan

dyke in training 😵‍💫 just a few more arms days til I become flat chested fr 😛

dating is actually kind of fun when you stop expecting shi and start accepting people for who they are

@omgsidewalks I’ve accepted it as part of my daily process to achieve my goals. But i used to, yes.

Do you ever get tired of food? Not eating itself, but the never-ending cycle of figuring out what to eat, buying groceries, cooking, cleaning up, and then waking up the next day just to do the whole freaking thing all over again.

when i’m suffering I remember my soul chose this and lean on what i should be learning from this experience.

read the books you bought … read the books you bought… read the books you bought.

I may work in tech for that fat check but reading, writing and art will always be the things that help me breathe

I need all the studs showing their tummies NOW!!!!!!

@Chioma__Amadi Mhm and ur current job finds out 🫪

LinkedIn has a feature where you can tell a company you want to work there, even if they have no open roles right now. Once you turn it on, your profile gets sent to recruiters at that company. So when a role opens up, they already know you’re interested. Here’s how to use it:

@JSMBurner @LovePassant This what it look like to be purposefully obtuse and a dumbass:

@LovePassant “Hello, this is Dr. Blank. I’m calling to let you know your loved one recently passed away at our hospital.” “What happened?” “Oh I’m sure you’d love to know so you can satisfy your own morbid curiosity, you piece of shit.”

It’s the dumbest question you can ever ask because it’s just satisfying your morbid curiosity

they stopped blaming their parents. their ex. their childhood. not because none of it hurt, but because they figured out they're the only one who can fix it now. the day you own your part is the day you get your power back.

@idek_tb because of their sensitivity

Someone needs to hear this: having people walk on egg shells because of your anger is a form of emotional abuse.

@kcdamenace Oh no invite. K! 🫪

go lift some weights fn

@oyinkansol92186 Literally makes me wonder why folks have kids 💀 just out here creating expenses

Growing up and realizing how hard it is to earn money has made me appreciate everyone who spends their hard-earned money on me.

@luckilr They’re 16 not 6 tf 😭

sex is too normalized why are you 16 and have 3 bodies

having a job lowkey a great way to stay hydrated 'cause you get so bored you start drinking water for fun

@moodymargariita Chile i had to scroll so fast when I seen dat lmfaooo

@skoolteecher1 @OliLondonTV I mean yeah. You gotta be uncomfortable with yourself be saying disgusting shi to someone doing absolutely nothing to you

@OliLondonTV Nailed it 🔨

Transgender ‘The Odyssey’ actress Elliot Page says trans critical people are “absolute vile losers” who “must just be so profoundly uncomfortable with themselves.”

Is 1600 for rent a good deal?

@Novanamix Cuz it’s uncomfortable for many people. And then some mfs be acting like it’s the next episode of love island. “Ouu juicy gossip details so I can have something to talk about”. Folk be weird asl so nobody really wants to open up about it. At least with strangers

I have never understood why it’s considered rude to ask how someone died

@brookevsf @MexicanKing4 @n16ht_0w1 @GoatedHater @MonkeyQitian @mgd_lea6 And they always violent. Like beasts 💀

@MexicanKing4 @n16ht_0w1 @GoatedHater @MonkeyQitian @mgd_lea6 this comment is a prime example of why women dont want to date men if someone says they dont care what a man has to say about something, yall always find the need to assert yourselves into the conversation. we dont care about you

Straight women: "Why do women date masculine women if they like women? Because it's basically like dating a man, so just date a man atp" Then why don't YOU date a masc lesbian if it's the same than dating a man?

@JanettiaB just pmo

Saving in cash is so much better den saving in your bank account