Jan

@elonmusk @Variety Shut up you absolute melt.

@Variety [he said after sipping daintily on his lukewarm soy latte]

Javier Bardem speaks out in #Cannes on toxic masculinity: "That problem also goes to Trump, Putin and Netanyahu... the big balls man saying 'my cock is bigger than yours and I'm going to bomb the shit out of you' is a f*cking male toxic behavior that is creating thousands of dead people." variety.com/2026/film/fest…

@cutiieepie6 Violet Elsie Sharon Lizzie Jane Edith Pearl (that’s my favourite!)

What’s an old-fashioned grandma name I could give my girl?

@Lifeof_AG01 Excellent thank you 👍

There is a girl somewhere right now who has no boyfriend. No calls. No texts. Just by herself, and on her phone. How are you doing, love?

@Matt_Pinner Football who? Where can I pick up the keys?

Would you take it?

@ceraliza Nin

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@TwoheadedR46843 @Acyn Give your head(s) a wobble.

@Acyn All things given that would not have been a problem. We would still be the only super power and the beacon of freedom for the world, in French. You and your entire Monarchy would have been exterminated.

A lot of jokes from King Charles tonight. “You recently commented, Mr. President, that if it were not for the United States, European countries would be speaking German. Dare I say that if it wasn't for us, you'd be speaking French”

@kajikent Absolutely fabulous choreography!! Wow!

Yung LeanとGENER8IONのコラボMV、ミュージックビデオの域を完全に超えてもはやアートだな。 あとこの前の「マーティ・シュプリーム」といい、「F◯CKコンプライアンス」的な作品がまた増えてきた印象。

@NotOpCue @acailler @dailystar And you know that drink is definitely alcoholic how………..?

@acailler @dailystar I thought people with cancer are not supposed to have alcohol… Charles 2.0 is just an act.

This image, not zoomed in, is from the King Charles/Donald Trump garden party overnight. Kudos to the photographer for this...it's prime @dailystar content.

@WorkElizab Call him a taxi and give him 10 minutes to pack?

What should I do?

@Sharidewart1954 @benonwine Yeah I’m wanting an understanding of that statement too. What has King Charles done to Europe?

@benonwine Personally, I would not trust a single word he would have to say. Look no further than what he has done to Europe.

How would you rate King Charles III’s speech to Congress? 🇺🇸🇬🇧 1–10… be honest.

@CayTexan @sussex_police @lukey_stanger @BHAFC You’re calling me a cunt again. Very unoriginal. I’m off to contemplate my husbandless, childless, dying alone cat lady existence 🤔🙄 I hope you have the day you deserve (although that’s cruel since nobody deserves a day as bad as that). Don’t burst a blood vessel.

Could anyone identify this @BHAFC travelling on a Brighton to Worthing train this evening? He repeatedly racially abused a 29 year old woman, calling her a Somali pirate and ugly bitch? She was left very distressed and shaken up. Cheers. @sussex_police.👇

@CayTexan @sussex_police @lukey_stanger @BHAFC Now you’re just reaching and making very silly remarks.

@MAGAVoice She does look beautiful and very elegant. Good on her.

Raise your hand if you think Melania Trump looks absolutely stunning today

@CayTexan @sussex_police @lukey_stanger @BHAFC Hey at least you’ve moved on from calling me a cunt! I’m now a dying alone pedantic cat woman. I feel that’s an upgrade.

@CayTexan @sussex_police @lukey_stanger @BHAFC Somerset Police - it’s spelled Somerset. Although not sure why you’ve brought them into it since it was Sussex Police I reported your racist ass to - oh and the irony of calling ME stupid 🤣🤣🤣

@sarahraviani She looks very elegant to be fair. But she looked worryingly unhappy today.

If Melania were a Democrat First Lady, the media would’ve declared her the best-dressed in history on day one.

@CayTexan @QuorgtheQupx @TruthHopeful @SUBRATA30016572 @sussex_police @FBI Hardly violence when it’s against a piece of non- existent rock 🤣🤣Seriously your rage is obviously twisting your mind. Also cat lady is hardly an insult and fat as fuck? lol is that the absolute best you can come up with?

The world owes this man a thank you🇺🇸❤!!

@CayTexan @sussex_police @lukey_stanger @BHAFC Hey at least a cunt is a useful thing unlike the little rage-filled, racist, hate-spitting, triggered and total whack job you obviously are.