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metro detroit ♐ Katılım Kasım 2014
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merry chrsitams!!!!! not one and all but most
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This drawing was in progress when a thunderstorm knocked out the power, and I ended up enjoying the results more than what it was meant to be. Title: Corrupted Subdivider (2020)
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i interviewed an alien and it turns out time travel is super easy, but considered incredibly rude, so nobody does it
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if we were a proper species we would have a brand new james webb telescope launching twice a year
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@madsdanae i havent bought drugs from a stranger in like half a decade, so i guess im biased. but i agree drug dealers should make more money. they are a vital part of the social ecosystem.
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today im gonna eat sushi and make a snowman
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having a mom is so cool because i can just send her stuff like this once a day and its the greatest thing in the world to her ❤️
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i need to be your friend
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who tf was that guy with the puppet at griz last night
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@AcornBluffFarms @CaseyBHead no, i simply mean there aint shit to do in Iowa. im not even sure what moral high ground youre trying to grandstand on here, but i assure you its not necessary.
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Acorn Bluff Farms
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@JarCat @CaseyBHead If you are unable to live without someone providing entertainment for you, that says more about you than anything else.
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Casey B. Head@CaseyBHead·
You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.
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@Sergeir from a fellow midwesterner, this was an amazing read! surprisingly thorough in the research, and well presented. keep it up marcus!
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Marcus Brandel
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#LostBones #5 is now up on Substack: "In April 1967, Burgess Construction employee Ivan Brouwer, a dragline operator working along a creek during the construction of Minnesota’s Interstate Highway 94 (I-94) just east of the city of Melrose Minnesota, uncovered a mass of jumbled bones in a peat deposit approximately 15 feet below the original ground surface. Over several days, Brouwer loaded bones into his pickup truck and brought them to his friend Robert (Bob) Freeman Sr.’s Citgo gas station in Sauk Centre, Minnesota. This marked the beginning of a multi-year journey for Bob and his son, Robert Freeman Jr., involving the Minnesota Historical Society, the University of Minnesota Duluth, and the Science Museum of Minnesota – culminating into a paleontological mystery that endures to this day..." open.substack.com/pub/marcusbran… Please share to support my volunteer effort! #Writing #HistoricalNonFiction #Pleistocene #AnokaSandPlain #BisonOccidentalis #CitizenScience @sciencemuseummn #melrosehistoricalmuseum
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@timecaptales Ils trouvent une momie et la première chose est de la manger??? Sauvages!!!🤬🤬🤬🤮
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Blue Babe is a 50,000 year old mummified steppe bison that was discovered by gold miners in 1979, north of Fairbanks, Alaska. Claw and tooth marks on the rear of the bison indicate that it was killed by a North American lion, an extinct Ice Age cat that was 25% larger than the modern lion. The lion managed to open the bison carcass and eat most of its muscle located in the ribs and upper limbs area. However, the bison carcass froze quickly, making it difficult for scavengers to fully consume. In 1984, a group of paleontologists decided to cook and eat part of the neck muscle of the bison carcass. Professor emeritus of zoology at the University of Alaska, R Dale Guthrie, wrote about the event: “To climax and celebrate [taxidermist] Eirik Granqvist’s work with Blue Babe, we had a bison stew dinner for him and for Bjorn Kurten … A small part of the mummy’s neck was diced and simmered in a pot of stock and vegetables. We had Blue Babe for dinner. The meat was well aged but still a little tough, and it gave the stew a strong Pleistocene aroma, but nobody there would have dared miss it."
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physics had to be fucking with us with the whole "if you stand next to something thats REALLY heavy, time move faster"
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@CaseyBHead also your kids would have the statistically highest percentage chance of playing in the NFL of anywhere in the US per capita.
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is mt holly open yet
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sometimes you want bread to be crunchy, but sometimes you want it to be chewy. why is that
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𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick·
Let's not forget that full-blown nomadic-pastoralism is LEGAL in the USA, in 2025 A.D... On BLM land, groups of 15+ people are free to camp for 14 days at a time for free without a permit, and indefinitely so long as they move 25mi every 2 weeks. They can also bring pack goats (even if they're in milk) and they can carry firearms easily. They can hunt, gather, subsist on milk and meat, and dwell in tents as the ancients did. They could engage in small-time craft production from hides, fur, bones, and so on in order to sell their wares for small cash for ammo, coffee, fuel, etc. There are some particulars that would restrict your route (I believe AZ, for example, has mostly banned pack goats on BLM land). Water would be scarce. It would be an austere life, but it could absolutely be done, right now, with no legal restrictions to prevent you from doing it. You wouldn't even have to file taxes if you kept your income low. Could completely 100% exit "the system" anytime. It's easily the most insane feature of living in the USA. Now, convincing others to join you would be the hardest part, which may say something profound about whether most people who say they dislike modern society actually want to "exit Babylon."
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It seems that most people take it as a foregone conclusion that a renaissance of tribal nomadism is basically impossible. This is strange to me; how could one have faith in the present-day anthropology, which is extremely abberant and unique, but no faith in a rescusitation of one of the oldest and most proven modes of human life? Insofar as we accept this formulation, we must admit as a matter of principle that human anthropology is TOTALLY flexible, and can change radically and permanently, almost on a dime. This is a fundamentally revolutionary / anti-traditional conception of human anthropology. To the contrary, it does not seem far-fetched to imagine a neo-tribal nomadic future in the Americas. Frankly, if the hippies had dropped their interest in drugs, and had taken a greater interest in firearms and goats -- we were rather close in the 70's. In fact, a lot of the most fearsome biker gangs of our time came out of that era as a direct byproduct. It's not especially hard to imagine this happening again -- but happening in an earnestly multi-generational, tribal-type affair. Between "vanlife," BLM lands, the resurgence of interest in ruminant husbandry, rural depopulation, and widespread discontent with the mainstream amongst the youth, I think one could even quite cogently argue it's inevitable on the long arc of time. Especially in an "en masse AI-induced unemployment" scenario, a lot of people would lose faith in mainstream society entirely, and would drop out. Readily plausible they'd find each other, form bands, have children, vie for territory, and (perhaps) even practice subsistence pastoralism. If it happened, it'd all be a LOT more natural, and much more "trad" than basically anything people are doing today.

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