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every single moment of my life i spend not seeing live music is a waste of time

"swedish people are good at two things. choking on beef, and coloring"

will house music ever be as good as it was during peak dirtybird era, because i miss it so much

Okay but Falling Water was a structurally unsound mess that was functionally unlivable because the water sound was so constant and annoying that it gave Edgar Kauffman migraines. It’s pretty to visit but like a lot of Wright’s stuff is basically an art piece that’s actively hostile to human occupation or functional use

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i did a bunch of drugs back in the day and "figured-out jazz" but i did a bunch of drugs the other day and "unfigured-out jazz" how the fuck does anybody think this shit is good

@nottamuse i have zero knowledge, other than the fact that its probably awesome, from what ive heard

@JarCat Don’t go in expecting anything, I think that’s why I liked it so much

Lowkey might have liked Project Hail Mary more than Interst*llar, for me !PERSONALLY! I’m a sucker for a little creature to feel maternal over 🥹

@zoebread carry mistmas!

merry chrsitams!!!!! not one and all but most

This drawing was in progress when a thunderstorm knocked out the power, and I ended up enjoying the results more than what it was meant to be. Title: Corrupted Subdivider (2020)

i interviewed an alien and it turns out time travel is super easy, but considered incredibly rude, so nobody does it

if we were a proper species we would have a brand new james webb telescope launching twice a year

@madsdanae i havent bought drugs from a stranger in like half a decade, so i guess im biased. but i agree drug dealers should make more money. they are a vital part of the social ecosystem.

@JarCat I usually start with 20% to compensate their time then go from there tbh

tip your drug dealer ☝🏼

today im gonna eat sushi and make a snowman

having a mom is so cool because i can just send her stuff like this once a day and its the greatest thing in the world to her ❤️

i need to be your friend

who tf was that guy with the puppet at griz last night

@AcornBluffFarms @CaseyBHead no, i simply mean there aint shit to do in Iowa. im not even sure what moral high ground youre trying to grandstand on here, but i assure you its not necessary.

@JarCat @CaseyBHead If you are unable to live without someone providing entertainment for you, that says more about you than anything else.

You could move to Aplington, Iowa and get a job at the post office making $25 an hour to start, meet a nice girl at the First Reformed Church and take her on a date to Stinky's Bar and Grill, and get married and raise up seven children in this house but you will not do it.