J-bone

Round and pound baby🗣

Liquor before beer you’re in the clear, beer before liquor you’ll be okay don’t be a city boy.

seriously a great experience🙌🏻🙌🏻 twitter.com/jeffgordonweb/…

Stranger- Hi Country boy-

Only city boys say, "It's not about winning it's about having fun." This is America, if you ain't first you're last. Yee Yee!

@thebootycreator @T_Dietz8 @beonka_leigh24

girl - “if u rub my back i’ll rub urs” guy - “ok” *professionally massages entire body for 45mins, getting out every knot w expert hand movements, not complaining once* guy - “ok rub mine” girl - *groans* *complains* *pouts* *rubs back 1 handed for 9.7 seconds* *stops* girl -

@Tribe_Shed @abbybruner3 @beonka_leigh24

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Bro ma nephew jus walked in my room n slapped me🤣 idk how I should take this

My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back to it for 30 years but he finally did and the moment he stepped in someone yelled “Get the hell out of here Dennis” And that’s probably my favorite story ever

Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final that’s tomorrow morning. He’s in the library right now sweating profusely and writing the definition of “nucleus” on a flashcard. He needs a 118% to pass the class

When u pass a cop and see him making a u-turn

Alone.

Me watching my unemployed friends do recreational stuff on snapchat while I'm at work

YOU HAD ONE JOB 😂

@CloudN9neSyrup @beonka_leigh24

Wyd after smoking this?