Jared Jones

@helldivers2 F

Helldivers, the anniversary surprises are not over! It has been a year of hard fighting: of high stakes, of victories, and of losses. To commemorate this momentous year, we call on you, Helldivers, to pay your respects to all that has transpired. Comment "F" on any of our social media channels. Should the respect quotient be met, High Command may reward you all for your dedication. The required quota remains classified.

@manaballs @InfiniteDetail_ @nftov @BrutalCams Only if has been marked as such, any unmarked residential street is 30 here

@InfiniteDetail_ @nftov @BrutalCams They are 25

Child Runs Into Street… Who’s Fault? 🤔 #brutalcams

@combatflipflops What are the estimated times for shipping?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the IPads out there💯

Who needs a weighted blanket to sleep? When you can just go to bed with the weight of knowing you’ll never be enough 😎

Oh no. Grand slam up 15-0?! Look AWAY, Baseball Writers Association of America members.

@JB2D @EODCSM @TheWTFNation Masks? Social Distance? Wash hands? Understand accepted risk?

That’s some real CSM energy right there. #promoteaheadofpeers

Thank you, I will never let you down!

@j_robert_c99 @PapaJohns Big brain time

I was able to out pizza the hut what the fuck did you do @PapaJohns.

@j_robert_c99 @PapaJohns Out pizza the @pizzahut ? Are you fucking insane?

No one out pizzas the fucking hut @PapaJohns.

The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free. I have 435 ducks at my house

Quotes from my dad while he’s playing COD: “Oh come on fucknugget !” “The non-tactical MotherFuckers are getting on my nerves”

No one fucking told me Kombucha was the human version of Drain-O. Send help...

@ATVIAssist @XboxSupport So who is getting fired?

Hey Xbox players If you’re trying to get in the beta and are receiving a “you’re too early” message we’re currently working to resolve this. We’ll let you know when it’s fixed.

All the pages from the #memepagepurge trying to move their followers from instagram to twitter

Quote of the day: “Why do Scottish men wear kilts?” “Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.”

@KBlume_ You spelled devil dog wrong.