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@elonmusk My car drives better than me. Used to try to correct it, change lanes, etc; but I was wrong. Don't even try anymore. I just trust him. I named him El Tron. My life has been changed forever. Disabled Veteran blown up 5 times in combat. Spinal damage. Thanks Elon and Tesla Team ❤️

Tesla driving itself around LA

@elonmusk She just literally ruined all those movements in 5 seconds... Masterclass on... How to de-legitimize all your followers and turn your entire movement into a laughing stock in 3... 2... 1... hit play...

Canada is cooked

@SamanthaTaghoy 🤣🤣🤣

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

@elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣

@elonmusk Thank you so much... It's one of my biggest worries... ❤️

Tesla puts a lot of effort into ensuring that our cars don’t run over animals

@MarioNawfal Wow... No air brakes... Regenerative breaks... No gear shifting... So... No Class A...??? FSD probably backs the trailer and has full 360 cameras... Hmmm... I would love to have a trucking company now...

Tesla Semi just won over the toughest crowd in transportation: actual truckers. Drivers who tested the pilot models say it's a game changer. The cab puts you dead center so there's no right-side blind spot, plus screens show everything around the truck. It goes 500 miles on a charge while competitors barely hit 225. Charges to 60% in 30 minutes, which is 4x faster than other electric trucks. Costs under $300k, about $100k cheaper than rival EVs. California trucking companies just ordered over 1,000 Semis. That's double the number of electric big rigs currently operating in all of Southern California. The automatic transmission is easier on drivers' bodies compared to wrestling a 13-gear diesel all day. Less maintenance too since there are fewer moving parts. Tesla is expected to ship 5,000 to 15,000 Semis this year from the Nevada Gigafactory before ramping to 50,000 annually. @elonmusk might've actually cracked the trucking code. Source: WSJ

@teslajapan So if I buy a Tesla in Japan and ship it back to the US... Even if the steering is on the wrong side... FSD will still drive for me... That's my new life hack of the day... 😎jTj . .

東京都在住の方が、今Teslaを購入すると、国の補助金127万円に加えて、東京都から40万円(最大80万円)の補助金を受け取ることができます。

@ElonClipsX Money!!! The die hard democrats get money. They get Medicaid, SSDI for having eczema or not being born with the right gender. They get food stamps. They get BMR housing. The ones who work get high paying jobs and they suck at their jobs, but they're the loudest woke SOBs at work.

Elon Musk: It’s remarkable how much people stick with their ideological tribe, no matter the evidence. “It is remarkable how much people believe things simply because it is the belief of their in-group, you know, whatever their sort of political or ideological tribe is. There's some pretty hilarious videos of some guy going around as a racist Nazi or whatever, and he was trying to show them the videos of the thing that they are talking about where he is in fact condemning the Nazis in the strongest possible terms and condemning racism in the strongest possible terms. And they literally don't even want to watch the videos. People, or at least some people, will stick to whatever their ideological views are, whatever that sort of political tribal views are, no matter what. The evidence could be staring them in the face and they're just going to be a flat earther. There is no evidence that you could show to a flat earther to convince them the world's round because everything is just a lie, the world is flat.” From: All-In Podcast November 12, 2025

@elonmusk @mreiffy I can crack ECC now... Without a quantum... The future is OTP encryption... Already have an electronic system developed... OTP is mathematically impossible to crack... Until now it hasn't been electronically feasible...

@mreiffy On the plus side, if you forgot the password to your wallet, it will be accessible in the future x.com/i/grok/share/a…

Google is basically saying: “We’ve cut the quantum resources needed to break Bitcoin’s encryption by 20x. We can now break it. We can prove it. We’re just not going to tell you how. We’ve slowed down research to give crypto a chance. You have until 2029 to figure out a solution. Good luck.”

@elonmusk My model Y has changed my life... Spinal injuries from getting blown up in the war... Neck... TBI... Cars are a nightmare for me... I just look at my center console cameras... I barely move... My car drives better than me... Elon is a genius... I want my Tesla robot now... 😎

@elonmusk Love my Y... He drives better than me... He has changed my life... No neck and back pain from war injuries... No high BP from traffic and bad drivers... I'm just enjoying the ride and supervising my Chauffeur... 97% of my driving is done by him... I named him El Tron... 😎

Model Y is #1

@elonmusk You're pure genius Brother. Keep up the good work. You inspire the world. I have some brilliant ideas but I think I'm blocked because the Lord wants me to do it without money. Whatever I do. Maybe I should just build my ideas and give them to you to make them better & real IRL.

Given that I have built two companies in widely different fields to trillion dollar plus valuations simultaneously, I am might be getting a few things right once in a while

@RealJamesWoods 🤣🤣🤣

Judging from her hand movement, I don’t know… Fluffer?

@GodlyNations democrats

به نام ایران … برای آزادی #ایران

I’m DONE. 40 FUCKING YEARS of sweat. Two degrees. Busted my ass. Raised good kids. Paid every damn tax. Obeyed every law. Voted like they told me to. And for what? A system that laughs in our face. Politicians who lie straight to our cameras. Promises of “better days” that were just bait. While THEY cash checks and WE get the bill. We built this country. We carried it on our backs. We’re the suckers who still believe in “hard work pays off.” Newsflash: It doesn’t. Not anymore. Not for honest, humble, middle-class Americans. We’re not “slaves” anymore. We’re awake. We’re pissed. And we’re not shutting up. Who else is fucking DONE being exploited? Drop a 🔥 if you’re with me. This ends now.

@FoxNews @realDonaldTrump Watched it in theaters… superbly done… masterfully executed… very entertaining and tasteful…

RECORD BREAKER: “Melania,” a documentary following the first lady in the 20 days before President Trump’s second inauguration, earns $8 million opening weekend — reportedly making it the biggest documentary debut in more than a decade.

Looks like Iran elected me to be the next leader... There was a malfunction in the AI that was running Khamenei's sons body double... Since he's dead... So I'll be taking over Iran and negotiating the unconditional surrender... 😎