Pregnant women are gonna go nuts over this
CPG WIRE@cpgwire
PBR and Grillo's Pickles are releasing a limited-edition pickle beer. The collab will be available at retailers nationwide starting on May 4th.
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@jarredremains
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@Quadcarl @theliamnissan When you adapt a book you have to take some creative license
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He’s not supposed to be in the cave when they roll the stone away 🤣
Ochiedike@_Ochiedike
Jesus has risen. Atheists don't laugh, please.
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@johnsemley3000 One of the few episodes I laughed harder at as an adult.
Milhouse: “Can’t I come home later?”
Luann: “There’s not going to be a home later!”
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a top episode for me. it’s the same one that gave us “I sleep in a big bed with my wife,” “next thing you know you’re thawing out hot dogs in a gas station sink and “can I have the keys to the car, lover? I need to change wigs.” an embarrassment of riches!
ShinyMcShine: Simpsons Quotes@ShinyMcShine_
"You're letting me go?" "Kirk, crackers are a family food. Happy families. Maybe single people eat crackers. We don't know. Frankly, we don't want to know. It's a market we can do without." "So that's it after 20 years--so long, good luck?" "I don't recall saying good luck."
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Official statement re: Dan Bongino
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Try not to watch Elf on the way to the parking lot!
katie!! | the pitt ⋆˙⟡@jstlikeamovie
164 times is lowkey lower than I expected
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I’ve worked in an ER for 12 years, watched so many people die, had PTSD, been threatened & attacked, experienced the worse humanity has to offer…
That said, the video rental store I worked at for 1 year as a teenager is still the worst job I’ve ever had
Indie Game Joe@IndieGameJoe
Two indie devs made a game where you run your own video store in the early 90s. It’s currently the #5 top-selling game on Steam. - Rent out VHS tapes & manage customers - Charge Late & Broken Fees - Upgrade & customise your store It’s called Retro Rewind - Video Store Simulator
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@AdamsCoSheriff This is how cops should be supporting bad cops. “The people you have a problem with are actually down the street, 2 houses from the corner with the big pine tree. Here, let me draw you map”
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The Adams County Sheriff's Office has received a flood of social media comments, DMs, and phone calls about the #Afroman defamation trial. It’s clear this is important to a lot of people. There's just one small issue: that's the ACSO in Ohio. We are the ACSO in #Colorado. Different states, same name.
#AfromanTrial #WrongAdamsCounty
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Film Twitter is just bots interacting with bots
Ahmad@AhmadxVibez
One of the most heartbreaking scenes in the history of movies 🎬
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Things will not improve in this country until democrats realize Americans are stupid and must be tricked into having their basic needs met. Do you explain medicine to your dog or do you cover it’s pills in peanut butter?
Tim Miller@Timodc
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maga are cattle btw. totally owned by parasitic capital. they said they were voting for trump for no new wars, releasing the epstein files, & getting prices down. not one of those things happened & they still love him. barely sentient peasant brained losers.
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@billyjarrettugh That Bladerunner DVD was so goddamn terrible. When WB finally settled the lawsuit with the production company, they released a 5-disc Blu-ray and I’ve been guarding it with my life since
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A wealthy man flying paleontologists to a secret island that’s overrun by predators?
CNN@CNN
Epstein fallout is rocking the paleontology community as one British dinosaur convention has banned attendance from some scientists named in the Epstein files cnn.it/4rrV6wf
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