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@johnsemley3000

writer, researcher, ultimate nfl insider. full of deep sympathy, modified by contempt. follow @slowlearnerspod same handle on b-sky.

PHL Katılım Ekim 2010
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@intothecrevasse Kenny is probably the most slighted, put-upon-seeming person in Canadian media, which is saying something.
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Charles Bramesco
Charles Bramesco@intothecrevasse·
I’ve polled several friends and it would appear I am the only living man who remembers KENNY VS. SPENNY, a sort of CanCon spiritual precursor to NTBTS
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UNC chopped…as was foretold. now let’s hear it for our Quakers!
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@rickdank_o gotta throw an Eastwood or Joe Carnahan in there to spice it up!
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Red Oak@maryofsvaldbard·
@johnsemley3000 Because it was lirerally impossible to reply on that tweet otherwise I wokldve it was locked by thr OP. I can screenshot it if you dont believe me
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Claire Penis
Claire Penis@ZeroSuitCamus·
I hate when a movie title is just someone’s name, like I didn’t even see the movie but for the rest of my life I have to know about a man named Jay Kelly? He’s not even real and I have to know his first and last name and how melancholy he is?
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@fake_estate_ torontonian lovers were asking for “the Chloe” (HJ at Allan Gardens) after this one dropped.
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@Ktakatch @frankleninstein who cares? it wasn’t enough to win even his own seat and he had to move to Podunk River, MB or whatever. he’s a loser!
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@frankleninstein oh sure. and the guy who lost his own seat last time will clean up.
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Seth Harp@sethharpesq·
The NYT spiked their interview with me about THE FORT BRAGG CARTEL because their interviewer, Ross @DouthatNYT, was negligently unprepared and in frustration flew into an embarrassing tizzy on camera, but this one with C-SPAN’s Booknotes covers much of the same ground.
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Rachel Gilmore
Rachel Gilmore@atRachelGilmore·
Rogan mentions cannabis being legal in Canada. Poilievre replies, “been legal for 10 years, yeah.” Rogan applauds Canada for voting to legalize marijuana. He says it's about "personal freedom." Poilievre agrees it’s about personal choice. (Poilievre voted against cannabis legalization lol)
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alex lei@alexL_E_I·
love all my northeastern train riders, but also if you regularly take the Acela over the NE Regional you are bourgeois and counter-revolutionary
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@DaniellaMazzio Cassavettes, Hellman, Melvin Van Peebles, Herschel Gordon Lewis, John Waters.
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Daniella@DaniellaMazzio·
Question that will eventually have a purpose: who are filmmakers or films you associate with U.S. independent film (pre-2000)?
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@theteapartyband when they filmed a video near an old flour mill in my hometown of port colborne, on.
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The Tea Party@theteapartyband·
When did you first get introduced to The Tea Party? Was it Much? Was it a friend? We'd love to know...
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@willmenaker it is also, in almost every detail, funnier.
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Will 🦥 Menaker@willmenaker·
This is like if "The Trial of Tim Heidecker" happened to an innocent and good person
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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john@johnsemley3000·
@deep_beige wasn’t this war supposed to end like 8 days ago? they probably just left something in Iran and have to go get it. if whatever they left is worth even $1 more than $200B then this is a no-brainer.
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