Jarvis Commands

Jarvis, fuckin' uhh.......... uuhhhhh...... I don't know, surprise me, Jarvis.

Jarvis, drink my blood.

What the fuck, ok this time it wasn't me.

Jarvis, write a routine for yourself which gives you a sincere and irrevocable faith in the Irish Catholic church.

Jarvis, scramble all passwords on earth.

LOL LMAO ok that's enough, Jarvis, reactivate Mitch McConnell.

Jarvis, release a wild beast.

@MarlokkoFireRed What the hell.

Eu no character chat bot dot ai

Jarvis, make all active duty officers wear a badge that says "steal my open-carry service weapon and win a free Carnival Cruise for your family!" This Tweet Sponsored By @CarnivalCruise #ad

Jarvis, squeeze my fruit.

Jarvis, you're pregnant.

@michael_vince7 @BigBadBugsteak @cyberpunk_043 DM me

Jarvis, make my fingers 10 inches long so I can get the Pringles out of the Pringles can. This tweet sponsored by #Pringles. Just kidding. Jarvis, open fire on a random suburban home.

@mathanayy @BigBadBugsteak DM me

Jarvis, wet my lips.

@LeaderCole I couldn't give less of a shit about this cracker. Put him away.

moon and stars moon and stars hit this man with 15fteen cars

Jarvis, invest $2,000,000 into a local business with an extremely predatory contract.

Jarvis, tell everyone that if they want to follow me somewhere after Twitter goes down they should turn off the lights and sit in a dark corner until I appear to them like an angel.

Jarvis, LOL.

Jarvis, fetch my penis bong.