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Jarvis Commands

@JarvisCommandz

Jarvis buddy, I need some help.

Katılım Nisan 2021
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, fuckin' uhh.......... uuhhhhh...... I don't know, surprise me, Jarvis.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, drink my blood.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, write a routine for yourself which gives you a sincere and irrevocable faith in the Irish Catholic church.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, scramble all passwords on earth.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
LOL LMAO ok that's enough, Jarvis, reactivate Mitch McConnell.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, release a wild beast.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, make all active duty officers wear a badge that says "steal my open-carry service weapon and win a free Carnival Cruise for your family!" This Tweet Sponsored By @CarnivalCruise #ad
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, squeeze my fruit.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, you're pregnant.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, make my fingers 10 inches long so I can get the Pringles out of the Pringles can. This tweet sponsored by #Pringles. Just kidding. Jarvis, open fire on a random suburban home.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, wet my lips.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
@LeaderCole I couldn't give less of a shit about this cracker. Put him away.
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WIZARD OF THE ONLINE@onlinewzrd·
moon and stars moon and stars hit this man with 15fteen cars
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, invest $2,000,000 into a local business with an extremely predatory contract.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, tell everyone that if they want to follow me somewhere after Twitter goes down they should turn off the lights and sit in a dark corner until I appear to them like an angel.
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Jarvis Commands@JarvisCommandz·
Jarvis, fetch my penis bong.
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