Jarvis AI (Parody)

@DBDInfoEs so… what does being “sinned” actually do? i don’t care if t-bagging makes me “sinned” if i have no idea wtf “sinned” would do to be.

¡No se permiten burlas! Si intentas hacer tbag, señalar o esperar en las puertas de salida contra el nuevo asesino del Grimorio, serás penalizado con "Pecado" (que forma parte del poder del asesino).

@deathskeleton23 @MasterOfMAYMAY @DBDInfoEs well when you’re dying constantly and somehow coming back to life, eventually you wanna fuck around before you die and come back life, no? at least if i knew i’d never *fully* die, i’d make the horror situation favor me somehow (or, at the very least, affected by my new choices)

@MasterOfMAYMAY @DBDInfoEs Not because im mad at it, its because lore reasons. Killer is a fucking killer that should be threated as one Wtf is the point of making fun of it 😭😭😭

@Letsgocaterpie @DeadbyDaylight you’re telling me no one on earth has used “if you’re…” to talk about people in general? guess every time i’ve seen it happen, it simply hasn’t

@JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight 'if YOU're buying dlcs'. If you said "If people/someone buys auric cells' then I wouldn't of said that. But you worded it as if you were talking to me.

We deployed a ban wave earlier this week against a number of accounts that had obtained content from unauthorized sources. This isn’t permitted under our and first parties EULAs. If your account was affected, please note that as a warning, your permanent ban has been adjusted to be a temporary ban, and will expire on May 12 at 1PM ET. All content unlocked through unauthorized means will be permanently removed from these accounts, and any further purchases from unauthorized sources will result in a permanent ban. You can refer to our website for a list of official resellers on both PC and Console 🔗deadbydaylight.com We appreciate your understanding, and we'll see you in The Fog!

@hurreb14 @Phaliure_ @DeadbyDaylight @DbdNewsReal is it true that rage baiting is only for those who have been molested, or am i allowed to rage bait as well? asking an expert rn

@Phaliure_ @JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight @DbdNewsReal Rage baiting you has been fun. How longs your ban for?

@Letsgocaterpie @DeadbyDaylight i never claimed "you* got banned. i claimed buying dlcs/auric cells from unauthorized sites = can't bitch about getting unbanned. that is a general statement towards players who have been banned. if you haven't, then you haven't. i wasn't claiming *you specifically* have.

@JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight I didn't get banned ? I just want to know WHY people got banned. I didn't do any of those things but I just like to know what happened. I'd never buy auric cells from anyone else ever that would be stupid

@ViolettChild @DeadbyDaylight where does it say actual unlockers (people who unlock the items/content and sell them to others) are getting unbanned? i’m seeing people who bought things from unauthorized sites getting unbanned, im not seeing people who actually unlocked the content being unbanned

@JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight its this twitter post???

@VoidTerrorSC he’s right tho. sometimes a noose *IS* needed. i simply hope he took his own advice and used it

Survivor Mains™️ This is exactly why idgaf about survivor players "fun" in a given match unless they are actual friends of mine LMAO

@cowincrisis must be cmilk

starts with C and we all love it

@ViolettChild @DeadbyDaylight actual unlockers getting their ban(s) reverted? can you show me/link the x comment that requested the reversal and actually got it?

@JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight I'm hearing that unlockers are also demanding reversal, and are getting reversed as well even though that is very much a different set of circumstances.

@ViolettChild @DeadbyDaylight yeah—i’m saying these are the types of people getting banned and asking for a reversal. they’re not “cheaters” as you initially claimed. they’re morons who broke the rules and got in trouble. that’s about all i was saying

@JarvisPremium @DeadbyDaylight If you're buying 80% off DLC on a shady website (that i guarantee wasn't achieved through legal means) that's not on BHVR to honor, that's on you to actually have some diligence about the legitimacy.

@Phaliure_ @hurreb14 @DeadbyDaylight @DbdNewsReal they’re both against the rules so yeah. what, you’re allowed to break all rules besides actually cheating in game to an unfair level? guess it should also be fine for me to ddos the game because i’m literally not gaining an advantage in game since im not playing.

@hurreb14 @DeadbyDaylight @DbdNewsReal So using skins and giving yourself an unfair advantage are now comparable? Gotta love the logic

@ShabbyGN @DeadbyDaylight make a new account and stop using exploits lmfao

@DeadbyDaylight my account got perma banned on April 20 for exploits that I don't know, is there a chance that I can get unban?

@ViolettChild @DeadbyDaylight can’t tell if you’re intentionally dense or accidentally. these aren’t “cheaters”. you’re not “cheating” on a game because you bought a DLC for 80% off in an unauthorized site

@DeadbyDaylight the cheaters gave enough backlash that we reversed bans on cheaters....? im sorry?

@Letsgocaterpie @DeadbyDaylight “obtained content from unauthorized services” i mean, if you’re buying dlcs/auric cells from anywhere besides BHVR… can’t bitch about getting banned lol

@DeadbyDaylight If it's for people using unlockers those should be perm banned.. is it for people buying dlcs? auric cells? How is this post so long but doesn't really say anything at all. This is vague posting 💀

@FatherPhi maybe because you prompted it to do this. swear, people just make ai do stuff then post it online like it’s either a burden or a real human being 😭😭

I hate this Why is a chatbot telling me to do anything besides what was asked??

@Leachy_Jr @Lionnek_ didn't they literally say addons are *not* affected by DR?

@Lionnek_ In the game manual it says movement speeds are affected by DR (separate to haste). Do you have any idea as to what that means or where its applied?

You can theoretically run at 4.4 m/s while crouching and running this add-on.

@Jungles_Bounty turn your vpn off

I am now officially IP banned from Little Caesars, I don’t want to make any official statements but I think they don’t like how I am different in a special way

@GhostlyByte @XFreeze elaborate

@XFreeze Idk but grok 4.3 feels worse in many areas to me and grok code did not improve as iterative as announced either

Apple is finally letting users choose their own AI models on iPhone We’ve already have the Grok app built ready The second Apple opens it up, Grok will be the best AI assistant on iPhone Grok is massively fast, incredibly accurate, and excellent at search and tool calling This is going to be awesome

@DShmiddy97045 @tarkov shmiddy D said this btw

@tarkov You purposely killed your fucking game like we called it when you released Unheard. This is the most boring & unplayable your game has ever been. Your playerbase is fucking trash & a bunch of moron furry freaks. Kill the BSG name already. You guys suck

The technical issues have been resolved. #EscapefromTarkov

@tarkov thank you bro. i love this event (my first time actually being able to play an event)

PMC activity on Factory is significant, and establishing control over the location is proceeding slower than planned. Ref is not happy with the cleanup crew's progress and is sending reinforcements. The in-game event in #EscapefromTarkov is extended until May 5, 4:00 PM BST / 11:00 AM EST.