Boredjason87

Something beautiful is going to happen, Bird. #nirvannatheband #discoelysium #ntbtstm

they could’ve just cast a lookalike to do an impression and it would’ve been way funnier and less creepy/ethically dubious

The classic Betty Boop cartoon - THE OLD MAN OF THE MOUNTAIN (1933)

@HalfBoiledHero they enders gamed him

@rinherondale If it doesn't make you feel anything it's a bad movie tho

@rinherondale Pearl is better and more fun

i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.

Whenever I recommend a film to normies, they always ask, "what's it on?" How the hell should I know?

@rinherondale It's crazy to find out your seemingly favourite modern author is just a reylo fanfiction writer, I had no idea

@rinherondale She looks exactly like the girl on the cover

i would hope that healthcare professionals are trained to spot this type of pre-smothering behavior

they look like they’re about to break out into we both reached for the gun

I became crazy obsessed with pet sounds when I was like 19 in a way that could probably be described as mental illness or possibly a psychotic episode. Just like everyone should.

@rinherondale I may be the only person alive who understands the last of us and I don't even like the last of us that much

So much speculation about the uncertain future of Doctor Who and I have yet to see a single person suggest we all come together and perform a charity single

BBC actor doing "American accent": look doctor. We're torturing this little alien man doctor: typical human! You lot, always torturing what you don't get! Typical ape! the ant and Dec of war crimes! nubile companion: war crimes? doctor, acting:...ive done so many war crimes...

@rinherondale Or any of them cause they're all optional but gale is still more significant than karlach and astarion