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@JasonLastname

Imagine a caveman running on a treadmill, completely confused and crying hysterically.

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If a shark attacks you, DO NOT punch him in the nose. Be the bigger person and just ignore him.
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#2 Jayden Daniels throws a dot to OBJ
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embarrassed by ED, sure, but viagra is a hard pill to swallow
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I’ll have a manhattan but make it a double. A menhattan.
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How the heck is a group of possums not called a posse
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Can’t spell flamingo without flaming am I right
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No offense but I feel like if Biden’s ear got graced he would d*e
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Is Eloise just an electronic Louise?
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Who called it Cialis and not Reserrection
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Are dyslexic people triggered by November 9th?
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doc said my liver is failing but i think it's just not applying itself
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In: devil, details Out: baby, bathwater
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Does my dog like when I wag her tail for her? Guess I’ll never know.
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@kevinsheehanDC Also the defense is 3rd worst in the league in points surrendered after 4 weeks. A lot of teams have tough schedules, so I don’t think that’s an excuse. Might drop that on the dislike list as well, but maybe that’s just me.
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@kevinsheehanDC Kev, why isn’t Antonio Gibson’s fumble on your “dislike list”. Bc we recovered it? You don’t agree it’s still a HUGE problem considering he’s doing it week to week now? Big oversight man.
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