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hi, grandma? can u come pick me up from my rap battle? it's over. no, i lost. he saw u drop me off & did a pretty devastating rhyme about it

@danjan13 aint that the tooth! 😂 #tooth #bigtooth

@ch000ch Honestly tooth can get it

i love dating profiles that are like.. Tooth 32 4 Miles Away About me: my name isn't tooth, i don't know how to change it

i’d move immediately. wouldn’t be able to live knowing theres a tunnel system of dorks under me

@1followernodad be my neighbor

I am going to Philadelphia for the first time in my life later this year and I’m starting to feel genuine anxiety about how much I’m going to love it. This is like Paris syndrome but I think I’m going to refuse to come home.

2 coors lights

@erinwouldtweet we love that shit here

@ch000ch Sounds to me like there's a lot of murder docs being filmed in southeast PA

weirdness level off the charts!

VERY weird

simpsons ass country

facebook marketplace is my favorite social media site. hands down

(Schizophrenic game announcer) And it’s Lane Thomas, once again pointing up at the box and telling me to burn my own house down

(my dog from the back seat) hey you ran that grey light

doesn’t really feel like 9/11 this year

truest tweet and reply i’ve ever seen

people who separate your hahahas into ha ha ha, whats going on there

imagine hating me and i’m just at home like this

being a regular guy named dostoevsky back in the day must have sucked shit. someones always saying, are you *the* dostoevsky? and every time you have to be like, bro no i’m a different dostoevsky

shuffling back to bed from the bathroom half asleep at 2am and watching my bed turn into an air tight bunker as the house starts to shake

revisiting a classic

simpler times

@spacej_me totally lmao it’s especially rough with Rolling Stones, Thru and Thru (the big pussy death episode)

@ch000ch lmao oh my god I forgot about that one but yeah I’ll suddenly start feeling so anxious and I’m like dammit this is when character xyz died

The Sopranos conditioned me to feel fear every time I hear “Don’t Stop Believin”