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Jason Mills

@JasonMillsTalks

I'm just a jackass with opinions. occasionally I crack jokes

Katılım Ekim 2022
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@TMZ You guys really are desperate to find anything to go after him with
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TMZ@TMZ·
Spencer Pratt has gained traction in his campaign for L.A. Mayor by showing what he says Karen Bass did to his family -- forcing them to live in a trailer after his home burned down. Though, Pratt has really been staying at the Hotel Bel-Air for more than a month. Mind you, you can't get a room for less than $1,500 a night.
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@TheXMatriarch I had an ex that did that. She gave me the "I don't owe you sex" I told her "Absolutely! You're right. This is your body and you can choose what to do with it" She gave me a smirk like she won and then I hit her with a "Just like this is my body and I can find another woman" 😂
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Attraction Matriarch @TheXMatriarch
Women love to say “I don’t owe him sex.” Correct. And he doesn’t owe you marriage. He doesn’t owe you loyalty while you turn him into a roommate. He doesn’t owe you unlimited wifey benefits while you publicly shame him and privately deprive him. Marriage is created as a complementary legal agreement, but both parties have a part to play.
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@reddit_lies In what world would someone think this is ok? I don't want someone's fluids in/around my body. WTF?
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@ChrisVanHollen @FBIDirectorKash So you drink alcohol 2-3 times per week (Q1) but have zero alcohol when you drink during those times (Q2)? Sounds like you're fudging your numbers Senator
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Senator Chris Van Hollen
Senator Chris Van Hollen@ChrisVanHollen·
Yesterday, @FBIDirectorKash told me he'd take the Alcohol Use Disorders Identification Test if I did. Well, here's mine.   Given all the lies he told yesterday, I imagine he'll fudge the numbers here, but let's see yours, Director Patel.
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The Frugal Mogul 🏡
The Frugal Mogul 🏡@realfrugalmogul·
*Ring ring* Chris: Hello? Me: Is this Rick from “Ugly Cribs LLC”? Chris: Uh, yeah Me: I got your card and texts. I don’t want to sell my house Chris: Uh, okay Next day: *Ring ring* Chris: Hello? Me: Hi Chris, I just wanted to let you know I don’t want to sell my house. Chris: Didn’t you call me last night? Me: Yes, I just wanted to make sure you knew Next day: *Ring ring* Chris: Hello? Me: Good evening Chris. This is your daily reminder that I don’t want to sell my house. Chris: Daily reminder?! Stop calling me dude. My family is having dinner. Me: Yes, I’ve received a card from you monthly for the last year. You also call and send texts all the time. In fact, you called me recently and it woke up my sleeping baby. Anyway, talk to you again tomorrow! Next day: *Ring ring*
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@Bennieeexyz I wish I could say this was a rare occurrence but it's not
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Bennie🕊️@Bennieeexyz·
Me: CALLS I.T....Hi my laptop is doing something weird. IT guy: What kind of weird? Me: It's just. Being weird. IT guy: Can you be more specific. Me: It's making a sound. IT guy: What kind of sound. Me: Like. A thinking sound. But angrier. IT guy: PAUSE.......Have you tried turning it off and on again? Me: I feel like you ask everyone that. IT guy: I ask everyone that because everyone needs to hear it. Me: What if I already tried that. IT guy: Did you? Me: ...Define tried. IT guy: Did you turn it off. Me: I closed the screen. IT guy: LONGEST EXHALE IN HUMAN HISTORY...... That's not turning it off. Me: It goes dark. It sleeps. Is that not essentially off? IT guy: It is not essentially off. It is essentially a nap. We need to turn it off. Me: Okay okay doing it now. TURNS OFF LAPTOP......Now what. IT guy: Turn it back on. Me: That's it? IT guy: That's it. Me: TURNS IT ON..... Oh. It's fine. The sound is gone. IT guy: Great. Me: You're like a witch doctor. IT guy: I'm going to hang up now.
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@TheDemocrats That bitch hit a NICE agent with her car and got exactly what she deserved
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@dqveed You can cry about it but it was 100% self defense
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Kelly
Kelly@broadwaybabyto·
He murdered Renee Nicole Good. Shot her three times and then called her a “f*cking b*tch”. Her last words? “It’s ok dude I’m not mad”. He got three days administrative leave before being transferred to another state. No punishment. No accountability. No justice.
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast

The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Nicole Good has been quietly relocated to a different state and allowed to resume work. thedailybeast.com/ice-agent-jona…

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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@TheEbonyMaw I had the same thing with a woman who tried to use intimacy as a weapon. "You can't touch me until you do exactly what I say". I gave her 1 week to calm down, kicked her out, and had another woman over that weekend Moral: Don't put up with nonsense and always get a prenup
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Maw@TheEbonyMaw·
I had a guy friend whose girlfriend gave him the silent treatment for the slightest issues. Would refuse to talk through any problems with him & tried to make kowtow to her every time. One day he said he wasn’t gonna tolerate that anymore and would leave if she didn’t stop. She called his bluff, so he left. She freaked out & ran after him & said she wouldn’t do it again & apologized. She’s been true to her word, they eventually got married. They’ve been together for like 15+ years now. Men, be willing to walk away from women like this. She will either respect you more for it, or you will get rid of someone not worth your time.
ms virgo.@yrnmsj

ok spoiled girls..temper tantrum OR silent treatment. ?

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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@TheDemocrats Don't try to run a federal agent over and you wouldn't get domed
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@ywomendeservles Never let your woman talk you into a beating. If she's starting stuff with someone and then tries to restrain you then you don't have a gf but a liability
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@pr0ud_americans Hearing those connections, he definitely cracked or broke a couple ribs. That's what happens when your parents raise you with no respect
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𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇
𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇@pr0ud_americans·
FAFO, the guy in the white shirt was definitely in the find out stage.😬
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HeLeavesThe99ForYou
HeLeavesThe99ForYou@Mom_3teekay·
@ChaosTV Idk there’s got to be more to this… I mean seriously for him to stay and continue to like almost instigate it apparently
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@Timcast And you would be retarded for doing so. She was wrong and is getting ratioed because of it
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Jason Mills@JasonMillsTalks·
@maryarchived This is the most retarded take I've seen yet. Even before becoming a father, I felt a strong need to protect women and children. For many men, it's engrained into us to do so. Many men want wives and kids. We have that need. Do you think we just accidentally fall into marriage?
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mary morgan
mary morgan@maryarchived·
lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.
PRAGMATA@PRAGMATAgame

Your name is...Diana #PRAGMATAMoonBytes - Part 15

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