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@JoshHeinzl @lowstakesdre I’d accidentally trip and accidentally pour my pint of Guinness over his head. Would hope employer would give the dealer a call in a couple of daze and say,’ come on back sometime suits.’

@lowstakesdre Definitely. He started also harassing the other players that backed the dealer up. Surprised he didn't get any sort of reprimand

A dealer just quit in the middle of a live hand in my MTT at my table. Never seen anything like it. Player not in the hand is harassing the dealer because he stepped away and had his hand mucked preflop. He keeps going at the dealer, there's a big pot on the river, he says (1/2)

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According to Reporters Without Borders, Israel accounted for almost half of the world's journalist deaths this year. It says Israel has now been the deadliest country for journalists for three consecutive years.

@dklappin @SidrisElba @daraokearney I read his bio and I thought of you lot, in no particular order 👀I would get out more often, etc..

‘We were terrified they were going to kill us’: fishers who survived US boat strike speak out | The Guardian theguardian.com/global-develop…

@dineen20dineen Now I’ve got The Flying Pickets on loop in me head. Ffs dude.

Did you wear a donkey coat back in the days

“As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic” Fox News’ Sean Hannity makes it pretty clear: Trump comes before everything, even over his religion. It’s a cult.

@FT He meant Russia. It just came out wrong..

Lutnick tells Canada ‘they suck’ and vows to wind back trade deal with US ft.trib.al/N8E19Zi

The quality of guests/hosts on this podcast.. better and better. Who’d have thunk there used to be manufacturers in the USA solely for customers who wanted to buy marked cards (with lots of choice) and shaving dice, to order. And the Dr, 😄😄🤷‍♀️🍺. Crazy stuff, good crazy. gl, me

As Sun Tzu famously said, start as many wars as possible, spread your resources as thinly as you can, attack everyone all at once

@mkonnikova I can feck up the printing presses on this one if you want 😄. I’ll be buying both anyhow , gl kidz podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/gam… one of f my very fave podcasts, along with yours and Nate, obvs

@barnyboatman Magnets? 🤷‍♀️

Any tips for not getting your beard caught in the zip of your Harrington?

i.e., don’t bet on sportz, kidz.

🇪🇸 Great News! 🇪🇸 Due to popular demand… @PokerStars will be launching Malaga Open satties earlier than usual… from next Thursday! That gives players TWO MONTHS to qualify and win extra tickets for second bullets and side events! This will be another CANNOT-MISS EVENT!

New York Times David Sklansky obituary: nytimes.com/2026/04/11/us/…

@pokerheadrush Throw in all my time banks, run outside for a quick bowl, get a tequila shot at the bar on the way back, sit back down, and shove* that Big Slick. *villain dependent

👊 Welcome back to "Throwing Hands" with Assassinato 🔥♠️♦️🥊. In this hand, I was playing a low-stakes online tournament. Under the gun folded, and under the gun plus one raised to 3 big blinds. It was folded around to me in the big blind, where I looked down at A♦ K♥. I made it 9 big blinds to go with 107 big blinds back. Under the gun plus one then 4-bet to 25 big blinds. He had 105 big blinds back. What would you like to do here?

@Nick_Palma1010 @ArtParmann @AskCharlotteAI I don’t need no bot to tell me you’re on a heater. I got no money, sending you good voodoo vibes, gl dude.

@ArtParmann @AskCharlotteAI its actually wild not a single thing that it says is correct actually not one lmao

Looking forward to this book, heard about it via @RWM21 where I also heard about Billy Walters autobiography which is up there with the best. Never heard of this dude Rob Reitzen, thank god😄😄Gl

@derektenbusch If you think you’re bad, small potatoes- you haven’t met @daraokearney ,

Feels like, at this point, the goal in poker is just to make the worst folds possible. As a professional nit, I was doing this 15 years ago. Always ahead of my time.

Made Redundant today, 29yrs gone in a 15min conversation. Remember your just a number Life goes on though