Richard Munchkin

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A sweater I bought was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store. They gave me another one free of charge.

I was making soup last night and the recipe called for 5 potatoes cubed. 125 potatoes seems a bit excessive, doesn't it?

This morning I finally went out into my backyard and sprinkled protein powder on the wet lawn. It was whey over dew.

@walls_edward Now I'm confused. Is there a word missing?

@RWM21 I was feeling terrible recently and went to a fortune teller. She told me that I'll feel great joy soon but this terrible sadness will not be part of my life for 13 years. Confused with the message I walked home and pondered life and decided I should get a to cheer me up

I've been reading a book about an immortal dog. It's impossible to put down.

@vegastbone I've never heard the term "sour root".

@RWM21 I’ll call security if anyone tries to sour root me. But a lot of regulars don’t even know what a sour rooter is.

Great read. Casinos need to kick out these people that hold machines for teams and other players.

Casinos tackling rising slot advantage play cdcgaming.com/casinos-tackli… via @CDCNewswire

Today I saw a dwarf climbing down a prison wall. I thought to myself That's a little condescending

I went to visit the world's smallest wind turbine. Meh. Not a big fan.

Jeffrey Epstein was a terrible blackjack player. He always hit on 14.

@theknickofthyme @PlusEVAnalytics If you have kids with you it would have to be a Sunday afternoon.

@PlusEVAnalytics Try to pull whatever strings you can to spend a night at the magic castle. Fine dining, up close magic, on stage magic. You work your way floor to floor and it’s just a fantastic evening.

Family trip to LA in late August. If any followers have connections for any cool behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, I'd swap for some betting help and/or a donation to charity of your choice. DM me.

Everybody selling something. Cutting-edge surveillance technology being developed for casinos cdcgaming.com/cutting-edge-s… via @CDCNewswire

Fuggin slot pmayers running around wearing full size headphones because they want you to know they are AP. Smfh...

The government just shut down a farm after receiving a tip that they were splicing human and lettuce DNA... Once on the scene they found human romaines!

I weigh 135 with my glasses on. I have no idea how much I weigh without them.

I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John. People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.

I met a taxidermist at a party and asked what he does for a living. He said, "Oh you know....stuff."

@vegastbone @VitalVegas No definitely not illegal.

@VitalVegas I thought they made it illegal but it’s hard to prove that you are doing it.

In blackjack, “hole carding” is a technique where a player catches a glimpse of the dealer’s face-down card (the “hole card”) and uses that information to make mathematically optimal decisions. It’s not illegal, some don’t consider it cheating, but casinos frown upon it.